Bestus, G.

5/7/2015 6:59:18 AM

LOL

fail

5/7/2015 2:46:32 PM

as in nacho is a fail, not EMCE

5/7/2015 2:49:08 PM

ok I'm sorry that was mean

happy birthday you fucking dick who has never had anything nice to say to or about anyone or anything

5/7/2015 3:07:05 PM

This is my birthday. Get out.

5/7/2015 6:32:09 PM

Thx EMCE.

Also thanks to my BFF BubbleBobble. You're the wind beneath my wings.

5/7/2015 9:01:26 PM

Happy Birthday The Nacho!

5/7/2015 9:04:51 PM

Happy Birthday, dipshit.

5/7/2015 9:20:07 PM

I can fly slither higher lower than a eagle Texas Rattlesnake

5/7/2015 9:49:07 PM

Seriously though, I wasn't going to stoop to your level, but I have to know, what is the hell is wrong with you BubbleBobble?

I'm going to tell you something you don't know. I actually used to talk to you for hours at a time over AIM chat. For like a year or more. Back when I had a 3rd shift job before I had a TWW name, somehow, you found my AIM name and sent me random messages and because I felt sad for you I responded back and we ended up having conversations. Mostly one sided ones because, honestly I didn't really care to participate too much, but you talked to me a lot. You never bothered to ask anything about me, and I certainly didn't offer up any information, but we were at least cordial. I wouldn't say we had a friendship, because that wasn't a goal of mine, but I provided at least some form of human interaction, which I guess is the only thing you cared about because for a year or more you kept messaging me 4-5 times a week. I felt bad that you obviously needed someone to talk to, and being bored at work on a third shift job I did my best to not ignore you when you messaged me. I imagine that I was probably your best friend at the time.

Then I got a TWW name and started posting some. Later, I won the Easter Egg hunt, and that's when you went all psycho on me. You sent me about 100 PMs that night and 90% of them were hate filled diatribes. Telling me to go away, telling me to stop, just like really fucked up shit. All because of some stupid egg hunt where you got a prize worth $15 or whatever. It was just creepy how much you cared and how personal you were making things to someone you didn't even know for little to no reason. In my head you went from someone that I talked to out of pity, to someone that I couldn't even pity anymore because it was painfully obvious why you didn't have any real friends and needed to rely on random strangers on the internet for human interactions.

So yeah, After that I didn't like you. Imagine that. I was never a fan, but after that night I stopped holding my tongue. I can't remember a single thing that I said to you, but you must remember because you still hold it against me. Years later. I happen to know that this is the first time in over 4 years that I've even so much as acknowledged your existence. I know this because up until a recent reformat of my computer I've had you blocked on TWW. (This site is 1000% more bearable with you and Walls blocked, btw) But yet you still insist on talking shit about me. Over something that happened over 4 years ago. That's truly sad. I don't know what I could have said or done to you on a message board that inspires such hate years later, but I guess the fact that I've made such a lasting impact should flatter me.

I guess I should be clear when I say this: I'm glad that you don't like me. I don't like you, and back before I started ignoring you I probably would have made it a mission of mine to annoy you. So it's good to see that after I unblock you after all these years, I'm still under your skin. Right where I wanted to be. So that feels good. So a genuine thanks to you for that wonderful birthday present. I guess it's kind of sad that you still care so much after all this time, and I probably shouldn't feel so good about it, but then again I see that you're the kind of person that will go into a thread about someone's birthday and call them a fucking dick, so I'm not going to get too broken up about it. It does make me wonder how many times in the last 4 years you've tried to insult me and I haven't seen your wonderful intellect. Well consider this post to be 4 years worth of human interaction. See, it's my birthday and I got you a present. You're welcome.

5/7/2015 10:31:37 PM

^This is the new "inside sales" meme

5/7/2015 10:40:25 PM

lol

5/7/2015 10:41:34 PM

I fully expected that as I was typing it out.

5/7/2015 10:41:47 PM

lol are you making this shit up or what?

if you're not, then you took some random conversations a little more seriously than you should have.. :3

5/7/2015 10:56:15 PM

yeeeeah you're definitely making a good portion of this up

fucking crazy ass

who the fuck even knows who you are

I'm sure you have at least 100 alts on here

you're a fucking bitter piece of shit

you're not likeable on any level

if you think I ever needed your bullshit fucking "friendship" or whatever the fuck shit you're pulling out of your fat ass, you're fucking wrong

so put that in your pipe and it you fucking loser

5/7/2015 11:03:27 PM

Really? I don't even know if I deserve to post in this thread...especially not when I've behaving like this, according to El Nachó:

Quote :

"It's not about whether or not you agree with what's going on in this thread or not. There are plenty of healthy ways to disagree with someone's opinion. Calling for the death of someone's child is not one of those ways. That's just disgusting. This girl needs help."

I'M A MONSTER!

I QUIT THE WHOLE INTERNET SO THIS NACHO MAN CAN DO WHATEVER IT IS

5/7/2015 11:03:57 PM

THAT HE / SHE WANTS TO DO?

5/7/2015 11:05:01 PM

LIKE I'VE NEVER BEEN CRITICIZED BY THIS NACHO CHARACTER...BUT NOW THAT I AM

5/7/2015 11:05:30 PM

I GOTTA ADMIT THAT YEAH YOU GUYS HAVE FUN POSTING

5/7/2015 11:05:57 PM

I also don't feel sorry for you at all for your indirect attempt to make me (or whoever else) feel sorry for you for giving you shit for your birthday

mine was the other day - what the fuck do you care

why does it matter

you aren't special

fight me in the brickyard

5/7/2015 11:07:01 PM

so Bridget, by proximity are we like boyfriend and girlfriend now orrrr :3

5/7/2015 11:10:11 PM

I actually left a lot of the finer details out of that post in some weird attempt to not make Bubblebobble look super pathetic, but yeah, it's all true. And this is my one and only screenname on TWW.

And Bridget, I've pretty much so been a fan of yours until now. You're usually pretty cool and funny, but you took it too far tonight. I don't know if you're just in a mood or what, but that shit wasn't cool. I'm serious when I said you need to seek help. Normal people don't think like that.

5/7/2015 11:21:04 PM

idk which universe you were in that makes this all true but whatever you wanna believe brotha

5/7/2015 11:21:42 PM

What part(s) do you take issue with exactly?

5/7/2015 11:23:36 PM

and why the fuck is everyone being mean to Bridget

again I'm not reading any of your shit so

give me a tl;dr or something



and yeah I'm sure I probably did bitch at you about egg hunts but all your other stuff idk

anyway let's go back to not conversing, c ya later



BRIDGET PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

LOL JK

5/7/2015 11:24:41 PM

Quote :

"anyway let's go back to not conversing, c ya later"

I mean, nothing would make me happier than if I never had to ever deal with you again. But since you did triple post your unfiltered hate in a thread specifically directed at me, after I ignored you for 4 years it kind of seems like you have some issues with me that you want to work through or whatever. If that's not the case, then great, but you can't go around talking shit about someone and then pussy out whenever they actually bother to confront you about it.

Well I guess you can, but it just makes you a little bitch is all.

5/7/2015 11:32:30 PM

I'm a little bitch because I don't care about some meaningless interaction we had when I was probably on drugs 5 years ago?

ok, then so fucking sue me, I'm a little bitch

5/7/2015 11:34:54 PM

No, I'm saying you're a bitch for trying to talk shit about me when you didn't think I would read it and when I did read it and responded you pussied out and said "let's go back to not talking to each other".

Basically you can dish it out, but you have to take it, it's "oh, I didn't read all that" "you're full of shit" "let's go back to ignoring each other". Like a little bitch. If you keep my name out of your mouth, I will gladly never talk about you again. But as long as you want to talk shit about me for something that you won't even acknowledge (I doubt you even know why you don't like me anymore, at least I presented reasonable arguments why I dislike/pity you) I have no problem talking shit about you right back. You say I'm not likable and I've never liked you, but the thing you fail to realize is I don't like YOU, and I've made that very clear. I've made friends on here and plenty of other places so don't act like my behavior towards you is indicative of how I behave towards other people.

[Edited on May 7, 2015 at 11:47 PM. Reason : If YOU liked me, I would consider that a failure of the worst kind.]

5/7/2015 11:46:41 PM

you draw a shitload of implications from a lot of stuff

have fun with your anger issues and all that

5/8/2015 5:23:46 AM