here

5/31/2015 10:48:12 PM

tryna fool me a second time. I won't fall for it

5/31/2015 11:03:03 PM

signs of aging

5/31/2015 11:05:37 PM

I can't trust it as.... fart... as I can throw it

6/1/2015 1:39:09 AM

I haven't trusted a far since I moved to Africa. Probably shit my pants more here than any time since I got out of diapers.

6/1/2015 5:29:28 AM

6/1/2015 8:28:45 AM

EMCE knows what's going on

6/1/2015 7:52:40 PM

Sharts are real

6/2/2015 7:45:49 AM

11/15/2015 10:00:20 PM

This has been my life for the past few weeks. It's horrible.

11/19/2015 6:03:34 PM

Quote :

"When the city is rocked by a series of brutal murders of some prostitutes and a part of a photograph is the only clue. Inspector Arjun Dutt is assigned to crack the case. He is sure the murders have been committed by Vikram alias Devendra. But there is a sting in the tale as it is revealed that both Arju and Vikram have been close friends and vying for the same woman, Kiran."

11/19/2015 6:50:17 PM

^ Should have been spelled as Sharth. It means bet in Hindi. Good find though!

11/20/2015 5:13:01 PM

11/20/2015 5:30:28 PM

post

12/5/2015 7:06:24 PM

Had to take a shower after that one

1/17/2016 11:32:24 PM

Thought today was another one of those days. Had one creep up, almost let it rip, then thought "hmmmm..." and held it in.

Went to the bathroom a couple minutes later and prepared for the worst. Had the shower running to get the water warm and everything. Fired it off, full blast, and the sound was deafening as it reverberated throughout the house. That was not only a trustworthy fart, it was your best buddy, the kind of buddy you can tell anything to.

1/23/2016 12:55:22 AM