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The E Man
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what would you do? whats your plan?

[Edited on June 20, 2015 at 7:39 PM. Reason : details. you can't just magically teleport to canada]

6/20/2015 7:35:49 PM

BlackJesus
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B line for the nearest sowhority house.

Dick wet time, then off to Canada

6/20/2015 7:37:27 PM

Kurtis636
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I'd just b-line to Canada. Canadian chicks are easy.

6/20/2015 7:47:39 PM

BubbleBobble
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no I didn't :3

6/20/2015 7:48:39 PM

justinh524
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Magically teleport to the Bahamas.

6/20/2015 9:18:04 PM

NCSUStinger
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find new clothing asap

stay away from the bus station and the train station, that's where they look first

also, try to drastically change my appearance from the last picture they have of me, because that is what the media and law enforcement will get

also, don't contact family or known associates, they were bugged the second they knew you were gone

6/20/2015 9:19:13 PM

HOOPS SHALOM
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I'd High tail it to Japan for the women. I heard bringing your girlfriend to Japan is like bringing a hersheys bar to the Willie Wonka Chocolate factory.

6/20/2015 9:58:10 PM

BlackJesus
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only if you are white

6/20/2015 10:09:46 PM

BJCaudill21
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Go to my moms house

6/20/2015 10:11:46 PM

Str8BacardiL
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walk to ruckus

6/21/2015 12:45:41 AM

Big4Country
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Drink a beer at Mitch's, or PR.

6/21/2015 11:39:37 AM

BlackJesus
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Meh dick wet > Alcohol

6/21/2015 11:52:50 AM

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6/21/2015 1:53:41 PM

BanjoMan
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fake identity, move to somewhere in the west and start working at bars for five years, then, start easing my way back into my normal routine.

6/21/2015 4:25:19 PM

aaronburro
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How long after you get out until you start nailing your banjo again

6/21/2015 5:00:56 PM

KeB
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.

[Edited on June 21, 2015 at 11:43 PM. Reason : ,]

6/21/2015 11:36:47 PM

scotieb24
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I'm gonna go bang my girlfriend and then I'm gonna kill Chris Griffin!

6/22/2015 10:27:52 AM

ncsuallday
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hide/sleep for a few days. find a way to find/steal clothes other than prison uniform and then jump on a freight train and take it out of North Carolina where there would be a lot less heat and media coverage. Change my appearance. I'd probably try to find some illegal immigrants (day labor crews or something maybe?) and see what connections they had for getting counterfeit documents. I guess the long term plan would be to make it over to China or South America where you could just disappear into the crowd so to speak.

6/22/2015 10:48:21 AM

Klatypus
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Quote :
"How long after you get out until you start nailing your banjo again
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wouldn't that blow his cover?

6/22/2015 11:41:38 AM

smoothcrim
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hit bojangles and then disappear

6/22/2015 11:58:32 AM

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