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NCSUHippie
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I feel like the first part of Trainwreck was about me... I just need a doctor boyfriend that will be good enough for me to stop .

8/19/2015 10:43:30 AM

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3339528/Amy-Schumer-poses-topless-Annie-Leibovitz-s-2016-Pirelli-Calendar.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3339518/Serena-Williams-Patti-Smith-Amy-Schumer-star-Pirelli-Calendar-ditches-models-history-making-2016-edition-highlights-inspiring-women.html

Whoever finds her "sexy as fuck" can now see her nearly naked.

11/30/2015 1:38:33 PM

dtownral
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she's got that Kate Upton body

11/30/2015 1:41:05 PM

justinh524
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Yeah, with more flab and less boobs.

So in other words, nothing like Kate Upton.

11/30/2015 1:46:07 PM

MrGreen
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I love this shit

12/4/2015 1:29:47 AM

BubbleBobble
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Quote :
"AMY

SCHUMER

ARMPITS"

12/4/2015 2:15:29 AM

TKE-Teg
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Yeah, with more flab and less boobs.

So in other words, nothing like Kate Upton.

12/4/2015 9:00:28 AM

MrGreen
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actually the amount of flab is pretty similar

12/4/2015 10:11:31 AM

MrGreen
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as her fupa grows so does my boner

3/19/2017 11:34:41 AM

beatsunc
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i heard she got so many 1 star reviews on new netflix special they going to only thumps up/down rating system.

dave chappelle one coming out this week

3/19/2017 12:40:49 PM

Big4Country
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She's not hot and I'm sick of the "it's cool to be fat" persona that is following her everywhere.

3/20/2017 9:53:48 AM

Bullet
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shut up, weirdo

3/20/2017 11:06:22 AM

themayor
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" heard she got so many 1 star reviews on new netflix special "


it was terrible. it was almost like she realized she had to do a set and had nothing prepared so she just made up stuff on the spot. well, the first 7 minutes was like that anyway.

3/22/2017 9:48:36 AM

rjrumfel
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I heard it was just too over the top, even for her.

3/22/2017 12:03:59 PM

jbrick83
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I hope her 15 minutes are over.

3/22/2017 12:06:45 PM

BubbleBobble
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some bitch was talking shit about Schumer on another forum

I got pissed off at her.. but mostly because she said The Beatles were "trash"

3/22/2017 12:40:24 PM

rjrumfel
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I checked it out. Made it 6 minutes.

3/22/2017 2:22:12 PM

TKE-Teg
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I hope her 15 minutes are over.

3/22/2017 4:16:39 PM

thegoodlife3
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I don't think you guys understand what the phrase "15 Minutes of Fame" means

[Edited on March 22, 2017 at 4:29 PM. Reason : .]

3/22/2017 4:26:06 PM

dmspack
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lol at "her 15 minutes"

3/22/2017 5:05:14 PM

jbrick83
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We get it...just ready for her to be done. She's reaching Dane Cook level of annoyance.

3/22/2017 9:09:46 PM

MrGreen
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but the Beatles were trash

3/23/2017 8:14:13 PM

BubbleBobble
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you're fucking trash

3/23/2017 11:02:31 PM

BubbleBobble
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anyway whoever would call the Beatles trash seriously is fucking retarded

it's one thing to say you don't like them.. that's understandable

but trash?

like fucking shut up

use some logic

how are they one of the most popular groups ever, and trash?

if you're not trolling, I'm very disappointed with your attitude

3/23/2017 11:03:24 PM

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Hey jbrick83 what dudes in the entertainment industry have you railed against here as hard as you have Leslie Jones and Amy Schumer?

3/23/2017 11:38:00 PM

beatsunc
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^he just said dane cook

3/24/2017 6:12:17 AM

jbrick83
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^ Thank you. Although I probably wasn't on t-dub enough during Cook's demise to satisfy synapse's requirement.

^^ Leslie Jones is much worse than Amy Schumer. She might be a great comedy writer or stand-up comedian...or whatever. But she's fucking horrible on Saturday night live...just abysmal. She either forgets her lines, breaks character and starts laughing (which can be funny, but loses humor when you do it all the time), or just is a shitty actor.

Schumer is Cook-like because she has a schtick that she doesn't break. "I have a vagina, let me talk about it...blah blah blah..." "I'm fat, but I still catch dick...blah blah blah.."

Next!

3/24/2017 7:46:20 AM

dtownral
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schumer got kicked off the barbie movie

3/24/2017 8:03:21 AM

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She's a great entertainer.

3/24/2017 9:04:02 AM

rjrumfel
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Amy Schumer is awful, I don't see the Leslie Jones hatred though.

And every good comedian has a schtick. It's what sets them apart from the thousands of other comedians trying to make it out there. We think their schtick is funny for a while, then it gets old. It's what happens to all of them.

Amy is popular now, and you've got groups of people that don't like her. You can't please everybody. Maybe 10 years ago I would have thought she was funny, but now? Eh.

3/24/2017 9:19:55 AM

jbrick83
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I like/liked her show. She (or her writers) can come up with funny sketches and ideas...and I don't mind watching her do different things. But I can't take a long stand-up or watching a movie with her repeated schtick.

3/24/2017 11:54:07 AM

jsdail
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I'm not going ot go on record as saying she's sexy a fuck, but I would shoot a load on those nips.



[Edited on April 6, 2017 at 1:01 PM. Reason : 33]

4/6/2017 1:01:04 PM

Big4Country
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^I wouldn't. Like I said, I'm getting sick of the "it's cool to be fat persona" that seems to be following her around.

4/6/2017 1:25:31 PM

Exiled
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Because we all set standards by creepy collage guy...

4/6/2017 1:28:31 PM

thegoodlife3
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there is a 100% chance that B4C would blow his wad if a girl, regardless of her looks, went to grab him in any sexual way

so I guess he's right in the sense that he wouldn't since he would already be done by the time clothes came off

[Edited on April 6, 2017 at 2:05 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2017 1:36:21 PM

JCE2011
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Lmao at her Netflix rating, and lol at Netflix getting rid of the rating system.

4/6/2017 2:07:59 PM

rjrumfel
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How come nobody is giving people shit ITT for using the word "fat?" Why is it ok to describe women as fat, but God forbid you call a promiscuous woman a slut, or describe something that doesn't make sense to you as "retarded." TGL - please note that I am not using that term to describe anything. I told you I wouldn't do that anymore, I'm just trying to point out hypocrisy here.

How is fat any less hurtful than slut?

4/6/2017 2:09:18 PM

Exiled
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It's not.

4/6/2017 2:11:13 PM

JCE2011
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Any word that society uses to shame people into being personally responsible is triggering to the snowflakes

4/7/2017 3:00:54 PM

vinylbandit
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There's nothing wrong with having as much sex as possible as long as everyone's on the same page and you're not spreading disease. That's why "slut" is a bullshit term.

4/7/2017 7:49:11 PM

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"I'm just trying to point out hypocrisy here."


Yeah yeah yeah, you and beatsunc spend nearly all your time here engaging in ridiculous mental gymnastics to try and show hypocrisy exists where it doesn't.

4/7/2017 8:07:44 PM

MrGreen
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i bet her pussy tastes like a port wine cheese ball

in other words, delicious

4/8/2017 7:10:24 PM

PaulISdead
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Looks more like a baconator

4/8/2017 7:52:07 PM

jbrick83
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"Like I said, I'm getting sick of the "it's cool to be fat persona" that seems to be following her around."


There are just so many things that you don't get.

4/9/2017 10:10:20 AM

wolfpack2105
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she'll slowly fade away. If you hate her so much, just don't watch any of her shit... Thats the simplest way to not be upset by her.

I think shes a terrible comedian and a terrible role model for young girls and just females in general. Therefore, I don't watch any of her stuff.

4/9/2017 5:36:59 PM

TreeTwista10
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Who uses a comedian as a role model?

4/9/2017 5:53:03 PM

synapse
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Lololol role model. You've got to be kidding with that shit.

4/9/2017 7:38:37 PM

theDuke866
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she's more of a roll model.

4/9/2017 9:23:49 PM

BridgetSPK
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"BE YOURSELF (WE'VE GOT THE LIPSTICK)"

4/9/2017 11:15:24 PM

beatsunc
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https://youtu.be/4eDxjxVl8S0

26 mins of Amy Schumer Joke Stealing jokes

4/18/2017 8:16:21 PM

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