You'll be fine?

6/24/2015 1:06:09 AM

dick in your behind?

6/24/2015 1:12:05 AM

pretty sure only amateurs live by these rules

6/24/2015 1:14:45 AM

^ I assure u i am not, and do not. Just curious

6/24/2015 1:17:58 AM

Quote :

"dick in your behind?"

I laffed

6/24/2015 7:43:12 AM

Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker

6/24/2015 8:37:43 AM

You'll be get a DWI fine?

6/25/2015 5:03:52 PM

usually if wine is involved in a progression, that progression is

beer -> wine -> liquor

and then my memory shuts off

6/25/2015 6:04:02 PM

^yeah, was gonna say about the same thing. I think it's probably better to decide beforehand if it's a wine night or not. Mixing wine and anything is usually not gonna end well. Same goes with champagne.

6/26/2015 6:30:38 AM

These rules are for amateurs

6/26/2015 7:09:33 AM

Well if I'm not drinking on a professional level, goddamnit I don't wanna know what is

Also,

6/26/2015 10:50:13 AM

Wine is the worst.

6/26/2015 10:55:01 AM