BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
My rinkydink account ain't shit. But it is shit somewhere on this planet, and despite the dangers, always, always, in the back of my mind, I'm like, "Fuck this mildly unpleasant interaction...I'ma cash out and get murdered in Belize."
Retirement savings aren't good for emotional people. I'd rather lose it all in Vegas and kill myself than dutifully collect dollars in anticipation of cancer and incontinence.
Life is hard. 6/28/2015 10:51:13 AM
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BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
You could be Greek and waiting to see if banks open on Monday. 6/28/2015 10:53:43 AM
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moron All American 34436 Posts user info edit post |
My struggle is that I think I'm going t invent something and be a millionaire, why am I facing a pittance and NOT buying a Tesla now? 6/28/2015 11:26:23 AM
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EMCE balls deep 89868 Posts user info edit post |
I honestly wouldn't mind taking care of Bridget financially, now and into retirement. However, in return, I would most likely make her put her mouth on my penis multiple times a day. As far as I know, she still smokes, and I don't think I want my genitals to smell like tobacco saliva. 6/28/2015 11:49:06 AM
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Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, but how often do you really smell your own dick and balls? 6/28/2015 1:13:45 PM
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ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
See, to me watching the savings grow is a game so it's fun and I'm pissed off if I ever have to take money out, so cashing out in Vegas is beyond unappealing to me. 6/28/2015 1:47:50 PM
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bronco All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
I think about this every day. 6/28/2015 2:49:59 PM
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jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
EMCE will be the first person diagnosed with tobacco induced dick cancer 6/28/2015 3:24:49 PM
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OmarBadu zidik 25075 Posts user info edit post |
Not surprising 6/28/2015 6:40:25 PM
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