FBI currently raiding his home in Indianapolis.

http://www.wthr.com/story/29489819/federal-and-state-agents-raid-home-of-subway-spokesperson-jared-fogle

7/7/2015 9:37:22 AM

$5 footloooooonnnngs

7/7/2015 9:38:14 AM

I've probably eaten at several hundred different Subways around the US and in the Caribbean during my various travels, and the quality and service have been amazingly consistent.

7/7/2015 10:23:34 AM

Extra mayo please

7/7/2015 10:29:25 AM

you should spice that up with some red onions and sweet onion sauce!

7/7/2015 11:48:47 AM

^^^LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

7/7/2015 11:50:32 AM

he lost all that weight so he'd have room to shove a child in his pants

7/7/2015 12:50:14 PM

http://gawker.com/subway-jared-allegedly-ran-porn-lending-library-out-of-1716201251

7/7/2015 1:21:00 PM

7/7/2015 2:56:28 PM

Dammit I totally wanted to make this thread.


It was going to be titled "Jared from Subway is getting fat again"

And the body was going to say "Oh yeah, and his house was raided for kiddie porn."

Pic:



Guess beating off to pictures of children makes your moobs get bigger?

7/7/2015 3:45:06 PM

^^LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/7/2015 4:26:29 PM

I'm sure this was just big misunderstanding. Like the whole Cosby 'rape' hullabaloo. He'll be fine.

7/7/2015 4:35:11 PM

I just saw an article titled "Bill Cosby: Why Weren't You Outraged?"

For a second, I thought Cosby had come out to criticize the public for not disapproving of his behavior.

Really, he is smug enough to actually pull that shit.

7/7/2015 5:08:42 PM

subway...eat fresh

7/7/2015 10:32:49 PM

Quote :

"Jared just won’t stop trying to get into smaller and smaller sized pants"

Quote :

"Hey man, if there’s lettuce on the bread, play ball."

http://gawker.com/reporter-says-subway-jared-talked-about-middle-school-g-1716989634

7/10/2015 2:19:40 PM

I thought it was a partner at his foundation that they were investigating, and not Jared

is that true?

7/10/2015 2:29:56 PM

yeah the partner got arrested...seems like fogle might be implicated though the way subway is reacting

7/10/2015 2:43:50 PM

I guess the FBI went to Jared.

7/10/2015 2:46:12 PM

7/11/2015 9:48:53 PM

Quote :

" I thought it was a partner at his foundation that they were investigating, and not Jared"

I've never been involved in a child porn investigation, but I'm pretty sure if they seize all your electronic equipment, that means they're investigating you.

7/12/2015 3:45:38 PM

Quote :

"Jared Fogle reportedly paid $100 to have sex with a 16-year-old girl ... an encounter he called "amazing." The FBI has subpoenaed text messages between Jared and a Subway employee with whom he was having a sexual relationship, according to Business Insider, which broke the story."

http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/01/jared-fogle-sex-minor-fbi-text-messages-subway-investigation/

[Edited on August 1, 2015 at 11:48 AM. Reason : I see eat fresh has already been mentioned]

8/1/2015 11:45:29 AM

Quote :

"According to the affidavit obtained by Business Insider, Fogle asked the former Subway franchisee in May 2008 to set up a meeting for him with her cousin. The cousin was underage at the time, according to the woman's lawyer. "When can we find a time for me to talk to your cousin?" Fogle asks in a message dated May 1, 2008. "Any more news with your cousin?" he asks the following day. "Tell me what u think about when u think of the three of us all together???" Earlier, in April, according to the affidavit, Fogle asked the woman, "How young would you like?... Would you want to have an adventure like that?" On June 19, the lawyer says that Fogle again asked the woman to advertise herself on Craigslist. She responds: "Is this the same website you found that 16 year old girl you that you f*****? ...I still can't believe you only paid $100 for her." Fogle responds: "It was amazing!!!!" She asks: "What part of her ad made you think she was selling sex?" He says: "U will have to read them to see." The age of consent in Indiana, where Fogle resides, is 16 years old."

8/1/2015 5:53:19 PM

Well, since this girl was of legal age, I'm gonna go ahead and say LOL fucking gross.

8/2/2015 12:37:36 PM

you can fuck all the 16 year olds you want, just don't take any pictures

[Edited on August 2, 2015 at 1:15 PM. Reason : well, in NC, anyway]

8/2/2015 1:15:10 PM

I'm generally pretty understanding of children and the stupid decisions they make.

But Jared Fogle? For a hundred dollars?!?!?!

Come on, girl...do it with half the football team or the chess club if that's your thing...but this Jared Fogle business requires a sex-negative intervention with lots of shaming. Just a big ole shame party where you have to go around and confess to everyone you had sex with Jared Fogle.

8/2/2015 1:17:21 PM

looks like Jared going to plead guilty.

8/18/2015 8:17:03 PM

I stole this joke from the comment section of tmz, but it's too funny not to:

Jared's career both started and ended by trying to get in to smaller pants.

8/18/2015 9:31:20 PM

ba da ba ba ba

i'm lovin' it

8/18/2015 10:53:16 PM

Jared.RonaldMcDonald.Grimace.Skat.wmv

8/18/2015 11:01:18 PM

Is all this fuss really about a 16yr old?

Gross and poor decision making on Jared's part but not quite the same shock and level of disturbing had it been a 8yr girl.

8/19/2015 12:00:49 PM

i think 16 is the oldest

8/19/2015 12:05:46 PM

There were a lot of victims. This site is annoying with the ads but the court documents can be read here. Some of the victims were 13 or 14:

http://www.indystar.com/story/news/2015/08/19/jared-fogle-appears--federal-court-what-we-know/31979797/

[Edited on August 19, 2015 at 12:16 PM. Reason : .]

8/19/2015 12:14:01 PM

heard on the radio that he had videos or something on his personal computer of girls as young as SIX years old posing naked and shit. Part of his plea deal is to pay $100,000 to 14 victims, all of which were 13-16 years old at the time

he's the lowest of the low

8/19/2015 1:06:14 PM

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/08/19/432858347/ex-subway-pitchman-jared-fogle-to-plead-guilty-to-paying-for-sex-with-minors

[Edited on August 19, 2015 at 1:08 PM. Reason : as usual, HUR is completely fucking clueless ]

8/19/2015 1:07:41 PM

Quote :

"as usual, HUR is completely fucking clueless ]"

hence why i was requesting a TWW update to get me up to speed, cocksucker.

8/19/2015 4:05:17 PM

8/19/2015 4:19:40 PM

http://boingboing.net/2015/08/19/subways-jareds-pants-k.html

8/19/2015 4:47:27 PM

Game marketing pitch: It's a game with Jared's pants...What could go wrong?

8/19/2015 4:53:22 PM

8/19/2015 6:40:47 PM

Just think....

Had he not eaten subway, lost that weight, become a spokesman, gotten $paid$....he would have never has the money to purchase kids to rape

8/19/2015 8:16:43 PM

Rape Sandwiches are the new Blood Diamonds

8/19/2015 8:32:12 PM

Alright, so I'm not tryna be funny. But was/is this guy mentally ill? How does a man gain that much weight in the first place? And how do they lose that much weight on Subway sandwiches? Like, something about this dude's life is very weird just considering his weight gain/loss alone. Was his being a pervert related to this stuff in some way?

8/19/2015 9:35:36 PM

lol

8/19/2015 10:07:38 PM

He lived in an apt above subway and could only leave his computer/porn long enough to go downstairs and get subway

8/20/2015 8:33:04 AM

Quote :

"But was/is this guy mentally ill? "

child porn....umm...yes.

8/20/2015 8:52:59 AM

Those poor kids got Fogle'd

8/20/2015 8:54:58 AM

This article says he will be a marked man in prison.

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/s/jared-fogle-marked-man-prison-expert-says-202521430.html


His wife is leaving him.

http://www.thewrap.com/subway-guy-jared-fogle-dumped-by-wife-after-pleading-guilty-to-child-pornography-charges/

8/21/2015 12:17:00 AM

Don't need a Yahoo! article to tell me that child molesters aren't viewed very favorably in prison

8/21/2015 12:43:34 AM

Quote :

" Wall Street Prison Consultants"

...getting paid telling people "you're gonna get rape"

8/21/2015 12:43:56 AM

Quote :

"Rape Sandwiches are the new Blood Diamonds"

lol

also lol at Slave Famous' post

8/21/2015 12:48:22 AM