can we plz be BF/GF k thx

7/9/2015 10:11:35 PM

Oh man, I almost missed this thread!

I'm afraid I already have an Internet boyfriend. So it's a no go for me.

I can do wingwoman stuff though!

7/9/2015 11:20:29 PM

7/9/2015 11:37:55 PM

7/9/2015 11:51:18 PM

Is Bridget paid? Cause if not...

7/10/2015 12:07:34 AM

wait

FFS you can have like infinite internet BFs

you just don't love me, hmph

7/10/2015 12:11:07 AM

this entire thread is just so full of sadness and failed dreams

7/10/2015 10:34:18 AM

LOL, what's your dream? To be a grouchy jerk on the Internet?

7/10/2015 1:06:27 PM

^haha

NOT SO FAILED, IS IT?

7/10/2015 4:20:28 PM

^^fucking seriously

DDK is an even more bitter version of me

FFS

7/10/2015 9:02:52 PM

8=D

[Edited on July 11, 2015 at 12:02 AM. Reason : ]

7/10/2015 11:51:23 PM

Good news, BubbleBobble! It turns out I can have two Internet boyfriends:





But you might lose me to my newfound love of emojis.

7/11/2015 12:32:26 AM

I'll swoop in and take the other e-boyfriend position

7/11/2015 12:22:14 PM

We have a history

[Edited on July 11, 2015 at 12:22 PM. Reason : k]

7/11/2015 12:22:14 PM

That dick on the right is kind of fucked up.

[Edited on July 11, 2015 at 3:03 PM. Reason : Also, will you eGo out with me, Bridget?]

7/11/2015 3:02:44 PM

^It should be evident, but in case it isn't...yes, this thing is happening.

7/14/2015 5:21:07 PM

lol ayyyy <3

7/14/2015 7:05:30 PM

what is this crap

clearly I was first in the queue

just because everyone else has a bigger dick doesn't mean they can jump in line

7/14/2015 7:06:18 PM

well then

this was a short-lived relationship

7/19/2015 2:34:51 PM

I hate to burst your bubble, but you had a chance here and bobbled it

7/19/2015 2:54:43 PM

The good news is, there's probably still an e-girlfriend slot for me.

7/19/2015 3:00:30 PM

ayyyy shawner

how U doin'

7/19/2015 3:08:56 PM

My bad, BubbleBobble. You dodged a bullet though, I promise!

^^Yes! But I don't have a lewd emoji combo for you at this time. This will have to do.

7/19/2015 3:54:34 PM

eh

7/19/2015 3:56:26 PM

^^^


^^

7/19/2015 9:03:46 PM

ayyyyy <3

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7/26/2015 1:15:47 AM

how YEEEEW doin

7/26/2015 1:21:59 AM

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10/9/2015 10:18:49 PM

omg I love you

10/9/2015 11:03:01 PM