Have you ever learned somebody's first name before you met them, and expected them to be fat/hot/outgoing/whatever on the basis of it, and then found them to be completely different?

I heard that this chick named Mayfawny (pronounced "MAY-fuh-knee" - like "Stephanie") was coming to a party at my adviser's house. And naturally I expected this Mayfawny to be a fat, disgusting weirdo bitch. But she actually turned out to be this gorgeous six-foot-tall 21-year-old ginger, whom I've had a crush on ever since.

This is the only really notable occasion of this happening in my life. (Cool story bro) But has anybody else had a similar experience?

8/21/2015 1:29:31 AM

(Cool story bro)

8/21/2015 1:36:33 AM

(Cool story bro)

8/21/2015 1:55:11 AM

I heard that this dude named Jeffrey (pronounced "JE-fuh-REE" - like "Stephanie") was coming to a party at my adviser's house. And naturally I expected this Jeffrey to be a fat, disgusting weirdo. But he actually turned out to be this fat, disgusting weirdo.

8/21/2015 6:18:10 AM

I assume all people named Jeffrey are assholes, until proven otherwise. I have never been proven otherwise.

8/21/2015 7:58:26 AM

i tend to assume that about anyone who uses the full version of their names.

Jeffrey, Alexander, Michael.

Also names like Trent, Trevor, Zack. I just assume they're probably assholes too.

8/21/2015 9:22:44 AM

Thomas goes by Thomas but its really misleading cuz his first name is Richard

8/21/2015 9:31:27 AM

My first name is Mohammad. I'm sure I freak a bunch of folks out when they actually meet me.

I'm probably the most 'murrican (Christian convert, BBQ/bacon lovin', Jeepin'/rock crawling/muddin', deer hunting, woodworking, beer brewing, mountain biking, hot white woman marrying) middle eastern dude they've met.

8/21/2015 12:18:07 PM

^ as an Indian dude with a slight southern drawl, I get that a lot too, but mostly when people see me in person before they hear my name or hear me talk, since my given name is actually Bobby.

8/21/2015 4:02:27 PM

8/21/2015 11:03:42 PM

I removed some bones so I could jack it in my own armpit

8/21/2015 11:27:43 PM

I think all Kimbras are supposed to be super hot for some reason. I only know one personally. She is attractive, but not super hot. Not sure where I got the idea.

8/21/2015 11:35:08 PM

^Never heard that name, but girls named Lauren are generally pretty hot except for a girl I used to work with who had that name. My kindergarten crush was a Lauren, my parents friends have a hot daughter named Lauren, and there were two really hot Laurens in my sister's high school class. The one came to Pep Boys when I worked there and asked me to change her headlight. Then she saw my sister a few days later and she told my sister that I was such a nice guy. I was out of high school though and we really didn't know her all that well, so I never got a chance to ask her out. Now she shops at the grocery store I worked at a while back. She used to come in there with her kids. She still has an awesome body even though she is mid 30s and has squeezed out 2 kids.

8/21/2015 11:50:37 PM