En route to Hilton Head. Stopped here at a Holiday Inn Express for the night. When we were checking in, I overheard some lady ranting down the hall about a criminal offense, and how she's going to "take them down". I asked the employee at the front desk what she was all hopped up about and she told me the woman was upset because her "jacuzzi suite" smelled "musky", which I guess could happen when there is a jacuzzi in a hotel room.

Now I'm in the lobby getting some work done while my sister gets my niece and nephew to sleep. A cop walks in and asks me if I'm Janice. I tell him no, right as Janice emerges. She starts going off about how she came in from Greenville for the night for a "romantic getaway" and she just can't believe her room smells. She wants the front desk clerk to be arrested, and also help in recovering her money plus damages. I look over and start laughing, also with a disgusted look on my face. She glares at me while the cop tries to explain this is ABSOLUTELY not his dominion, and she needs to contact management/corporate and/or take it up in small claims court. She just doesn't get it.

tl;dr there is a bojangles 200 yards from the hotel. What should I get in the morning? Something about a cheese biscuit?

9/18/2015 8:51:03 PM

I spent 7 years there. Sounds about par for the course.

It has, I believe, the highest median age in the state, it's almost nothing but retired Floridians and New Yorkers.

I vote boberry biscuits and a filet biscuit combo.

9/18/2015 9:05:42 PM

I've only been there once in my life, and it was probably 15 years ago. But all the love for Bo's on TWW has given me some...urges

9/18/2015 9:20:29 PM

I love Hendo. Main street is really charming and they have a pretty good brewery there too. Hannah Flannigan's is fun.

As for Bojangles, get the sausage gravy biscuit with cajun fries or bo-rounds. Dip fries/rounds in said gravy.

9/18/2015 10:14:53 PM

cajun filet biscuit w/ cheese...if you're really hungry go for the cajun filet biscuit w/egg and cheese.

9/18/2015 10:17:09 PM

My buddy sotallytober lives there. Its a great place if you're into outdoorsy stuff. The whole county revolves around summer camps.

There's not much there I'd call romantic.


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9/18/2015 10:17:27 PM

Never been. But then again, I haven't done more than drive through most small towns in NC

9/18/2015 10:46:19 PM

Is the Hendersonville mall still anchored by a K-Mart?

9/19/2015 12:56:25 AM

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9/19/2015 12:56:25 AM