Fucker

1/5/2016 2:22:11 PM

my fuck up is that I haven't received a gift yet . My SS on the other hand loved his/her gift

1/5/2016 2:27:52 PM

I reviewed my SS's post history at great length with nael & qntmfred and we made the decision that they did not deserve a present in 2015.

1/5/2016 2:29:16 PM

My person should get his gift today. For the record, I sent his original gift Dec. 4, but it went to the wrong address.

1/5/2016 2:57:29 PM

His or her

1/5/2016 3:20:24 PM

1/5/2016 3:26:16 PM

^ did you get the candy cane colored penis mold of myself that I sent?

1/5/2016 3:36:58 PM

I did. Thank you. Just what I asked for!

[Edited on January 6, 2016 at 8:37 AM. Reason : veins and all]

1/6/2016 8:37:11 AM

reviewing the post history is fun, until you realize you got no ideas still

[Edited on January 6, 2016 at 10:15 AM. Reason : .]

1/6/2016 10:13:12 AM

derp

[Edited on January 6, 2016 at 4:40 PM. Reason : Derp]

1/6/2016 4:38:59 PM

I got not 1, not 2, but 3 presents from my SS


1: a charitable donation to a worthy organization

2:


3:

1/6/2016 11:54:49 PM

you should re-gift TWW to Big Man

1/7/2016 12:01:27 AM

Still nothing for me

1/8/2016 2:20:13 PM

^ maybe you should just start the 2016 secret Santa now

1/8/2016 2:21:10 PM

^^ still nothing?

anybody else?

1/12/2016 12:03:03 PM

Still nothing? Wow.


See, this is why I don't celebrate Christmas

1/12/2016 12:05:43 PM

Still nothing, although according to Fuckwads, he has now ordered something on amazon and it should be here in a few days.

1/12/2016 12:06:52 PM

shameful

1/12/2016 12:15:11 PM

1/12/2016 12:20:32 PM

Happy Valentine's Day bbehe

1/12/2016 3:33:37 PM

I got a kick ass Amazon gift card. Thanks, Secret Secret Santa!


(Lateness was my fault)

[Edited on January 12, 2016 at 6:39 PM. Reason : Merry Christmas ]

1/12/2016 6:37:03 PM

Finally, success.

1/13/2016 10:55:10 AM

Still nothing

1/13/2016 11:21:38 AM

maybe you'll get a MLK Jr. Day present

1/13/2016 11:55:14 AM

...at best

1/13/2016 11:56:57 AM

2016 secret santa gift at worse?

1/13/2016 12:01:40 PM

Its time to name names.

1/13/2016 12:35:46 PM

LOL, I just had this conversation with the company from which I sent hey now's original gift. Back story: hey now put the wrong address on his SS form so his gift never got to him.

Company: Yes, may I speak with [hey now]? This is [company]. We have his gift card that was returned because of a wrong address.

Me: Oh, yes, thanks! Here is his correct address.

Company: Great. We'll send it back out tomorrow. By the way, how did he get his own address wrong? Did he just move there?

Me: I'm not sure. I don't know him.

Company:

1/13/2016 2:25:45 PM

lulz

1/13/2016 4:01:43 PM

Lol I filled out that info box in this thread on my iPhone and mistyped.

1/13/2016 4:46:36 PM

I wish I knew who mine was! Come forward! I'm curious.

1/13/2016 5:10:26 PM

Knowing who your SS was is wak as fuck

1/13/2016 5:19:00 PM

I like to thank them personally, but if they want to be secret then it's fine.

I ended up getting some awesome pants from REI with my gc. I couldn't find the color of socks I wanted

1/13/2016 5:50:06 PM

^^this.

1/14/2016 8:46:05 AM

I had to reveal myself so we could straighten the mess out.

1/14/2016 9:09:41 AM

I always assume my least favorite person was my SS. That way if the present sux no harm no foul, and if its awesome then sweet, that dude/ette is not so bad after all.

Thank them for what? They volunteered to get u a present

1/14/2016 11:15:20 AM

Meh. It's still pretty much a secret being that most of us don't know each other.

1/14/2016 5:37:56 PM

Still nothing. Thanks BanjoMan!

1/18/2016 1:14:24 PM

Lulz

1/18/2016 2:06:39 PM

The plot thickens

1/18/2016 8:46:55 PM

Quote :

"I am not bothered by it. I got my gift. "

-BanjoMan

Shameful.

1/18/2016 8:52:22 PM

I always that banjoman was a cool character. Now I see he's just an asshole.

1/19/2016 9:34:32 AM

BanjoMan has been booted off the island until his gift shows up

1/19/2016 9:41:40 AM

Quote :

"I had to reveal myself so we could straighten the mess out. "

You don't have the best luck with trouble-free Secret Santa giving.

1/19/2016 9:44:26 AM

What a penis. Someone had to pay $$Texas to send that prick a gift overseas too didn't they?

1/19/2016 9:54:24 AM

^^ Ha ha, not at all! Yet I keep coming back. I'm a glutton for punishment.

1/19/2016 10:03:50 AM

I wonder if this is why his wife left him? He would probably accept an anniversary gift, but not give one....claiming that he would have to go through too much trouble.

1/19/2016 10:06:15 AM

Are we sure he didn't send one? It doesn't seem to fit his personality to do that. I mean, what we know of it.

1/19/2016 10:24:42 AM

maybe he never had a wife

1/19/2016 10:36:49 AM

I heard the dude has never touched a banjo in his life.

1/19/2016 10:46:49 AM