I need another websearch field to make it more inconvenient to use your site

11/7/2015 4:44:04 PM

[loads website]

[scrolls down slightly to read article]

CLICK HERE TO GET THE DAILY SHITCOCK IN YOUR EMAIL! [clicks X]

(alternate phone version)

[phone farts for a couple seconds] [redirect] CLICK HERE TO GET THE DAILY SHITCOCK APP! [fumble for a second] [hit X twice because it's tiny]

[read article]

[scroll to bottom]

[more dumb shit appears suggesting that you share the article]


FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

God damn I hate how some websites are these days. BACK IN MY DAY WHEN WE HAD THE GEOCITIES THE MOST INTERACTIVITY WE HAD ON A WEBPAGE WAS A HYPERLINK WITH AN ANIMATED GIF FOR THE EMAIL SYSTEM. Seriously though fuck that level of scripting and iframes and so on. Make a straightforward website that doesn't constantly spam you until you give it all your personal information.

11/8/2015 12:38:56 AM

internet r srs :3

11/8/2015 12:53:46 AM

^^but but but monies

11/8/2015 1:20:48 AM

Needs more flash animation

11/8/2015 7:22:58 AM