Charity.


Also, his daughter was born.





Damn, playa!

12/1/2015 4:41:57 PM

Who cares? He's just another rich asshole and will still be a rich asshole by the time he's given up the shares. Fuck him, fuck his money, fuck his foundation, fuck his newborn. I hope a comet hits the fucking Earth.

12/1/2015 4:52:57 PM

U mad bro?

12/1/2015 4:56:29 PM

Who cares? The people those charities help? I think it's pretty damn cool.

You know, there's easier ways to die than waiting for a comet to hit the earth.

12/1/2015 5:20:11 PM

*during their lifetimes

12/1/2015 5:40:02 PM

"Those charities"? You mean the private foundation they're forming that hasn't actually done anything yet?

12/1/2015 7:52:32 PM

just a way to cash out and avoid taxes and maximize the amount he can "donate" to his special interest group

12/1/2015 7:58:46 PM

Is there anything Zuckerberg could do that would satisfy you, Froshkiller?

Zuckerberg has achieved more and done more for other people than you or I ever will in the entirety of our lifetimes. It must be exhausting to be such a bitter, sad little man.

12/1/2015 8:30:10 PM

Scumbag Zuckerberg:

Earns 45 billion dollars

Donates 99% of it to charity

What a fucking piece of shit

12/1/2015 8:35:28 PM

He could eat his own dick and go straight to Hell along with you and all your starfucking ilk. Kill and eat the rich.

12/1/2015 8:47:11 PM

That's precious.

12/1/2015 8:58:51 PM

Suck a shotgun, shitlord. Sheep shit motherfucker.

12/1/2015 9:00:11 PM

imma submit a report on https://tips.fbi.gov cuz it seems like someone's about to go on a killing rampage in the not too distant future

12/1/2015 9:00:29 PM

you people must be new around here

12/1/2015 9:01:16 PM

he ate a koala

12/1/2015 11:03:02 PM

froshkiller goin' HAM ITT

12/1/2015 11:18:46 PM

Quote :

"Zuckerberg has achieved more and done more for other people than you or I ever will in the entirety of our lifetimes."

achieving FB is kinda like achieving the Special Olympics, or the Holocaust :3

I understand that none of that was proper English, but you get my point anyway

12/1/2015 11:20:42 PM

I think it's cool

[Edited on December 1, 2015 at 11:24 PM. Reason : .]

12/1/2015 11:23:50 PM

u r cool ;3

12/1/2015 11:24:50 PM

He should have started one of those chain letters on facebook saying everyone who reposted would get their equal share of his 43 billion dollars and then actually do it! That would show all those assholes who dont share and repost those things!!

12/2/2015 8:34:31 AM

Quote :

"just a way to cash out and avoid taxes and maximize the amount he can "donate" to his special interest group"

i believe that he'll do good things with the money, but this point is for damn sure. it's the same reason CEOs pay themselves a $1 salary. It's not good will. It's all tax strategy.

12/2/2015 9:14:15 AM

When are you making the announcement about your TWW shares?

12/2/2015 9:22:44 AM

Understandable. Daughter means a lot to a man.
There's a new movie released lately: Daughters and fathers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fathers_and_Daughters

12/2/2015 12:28:40 PM

Quote :

"i believe that he'll do good things with the money"

i guess we'll see where the money actually goes, but i'm guessing it will probably be some "cause" that lobbies for legislation that will benefit another one of his investments. that's usually how these schemes work.

[Edited on December 2, 2015 at 12:39 PM. Reason : "good" is a matter of opinion]

12/2/2015 12:38:01 PM

right. The Gates Foundation has been such a sham. Fuck the Gates and Warren Buffet.

12/2/2015 1:05:38 PM

The Koch brothers do good work too, all rich people are great

12/2/2015 1:09:21 PM

Yes, fuck them! And fuck you. Fuck you and fuck the rich. To Hell's masters, I give your hearts, your tongues, your skins. I wish agony and woe on you, I wish ruin and sorrow. I sign this curse in blood, and may my line end with me should any devil set upon you from now until the end of days, you dogs, you ticks, you hated crawling things.

12/2/2015 1:12:29 PM

I prefer your long format work

[Edited on December 2, 2015 at 1:47 PM. Reason : Syntax]

12/2/2015 1:36:52 PM

His daughter will probably be pissed when she has to get a job as a dishwasher to afford a '97 Saturn to drive because daddy gave away all the money.

12/2/2015 1:56:06 PM

yep, she'll be forced to drive a used Kia Optima since he'll only be worth 450M

12/2/2015 3:04:58 PM

But she will be chased by billionaire since her father is the CEO of facebook.

12/2/2015 3:06:31 PM

He will only have 1.6 billion left, if he gave it all away now....

Tax write off, since it is being predominantly given to his own foundation.

12/2/2015 8:45:09 PM

dude should make a charitable fund where every time someone shares some spam image that says "for every like you get, $1 will be donated to..." Zuckerberg actually makes a donation

12/2/2015 9:35:44 PM

[Edited on December 3, 2015 at 1:24 PM. Reason : .]

12/3/2015 1:23:40 PM

https://www.propublica.org/article/how-mark-zuckerbergs-altruism-helps-himself

12/3/2015 1:27:15 PM

He actually kissed Chinese communists' ass to let facebook invade into Chinese market. Booo

In Social Network, his behaviors already got pissed by his friend: steal ideas, fire the CFO, rate girls, etc

[Edited on December 4, 2015 at 10:54 AM. Reason : ;]

12/4/2015 10:51:40 AM

I love it when shoot posts like a crazy isolationist.

12/4/2015 10:59:44 AM

He's like a Jewish Lebron actually, trying to challenge the whole world.

12/4/2015 11:05:14 AM

https://www.facebook.com/notes/mark-zuckerberg/a-letter-to-our-daughter/10153375081581634

Quote :

"A letter to our daughter MARK ZUCKERBERG·TUESDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2015 Dear Max, Your mother and I don't yet have the words to describe the hope you give us for the future. Your new life is full of promise, and we hope you will be happy and healthy so you can explore it fully. You've already given us a reason to reflect on the world we hope you live in. Like all parents, we want you to grow up in a world better than ours today. While headlines often focus on what's wrong, in many ways the world is getting better. Health is improving. Poverty is shrinking. Knowledge is growing. People are connecting. Technological progress in every field means your life should be dramatically better than ours today. We will do our part to make this happen, not only because we love you, but also because we have a moral responsibility to all children in the next generation. . . ."

'Tis a very long letter... that's just the beginning 7%.

You can also read some of the 115k+ comments, many from bigwigs at FB and other prominent firms, including Branson, Huffington, Katie Couric....

12/15/2015 6:14:58 AM

i give 0 fucks about this baby

12/15/2015 8:25:33 AM

A girl named Max?

12/15/2015 9:57:00 AM

It's a PWR name

12/15/2015 10:00:33 AM

there's a prostitute in black sails named Max

12/15/2015 10:09:15 AM

a person named literally anything who could possibly give a shit

12/15/2015 10:13:27 AM

I know a girl named Maxine

12/15/2015 10:15:15 AM

My mom went to school with twins named Oranjello and Lemonjello.

12/15/2015 11:27:05 AM

fuck Zuckerberg for publicly posting a letter to his daughter

fuck your ego

12/16/2015 9:39:13 AM

Ah, more people duped by false facebook stories. WTG!

12/16/2015 9:56:53 AM

I think it's gay and retarded that he named his daughter "Max," but laudable that he's going to give away 99% of his fortune to charity, obviously

still, I'm reminded of this Louis CK routine on what he'd do with $85 billion...part of me feels like it's kinda wasteful for Zuckerberg to not piss away like at least $1 billion on completely frivolous shit. because, y'know, he can.

12/17/2015 1:19:43 AM

Quote :

"So according to Good Morning America, this is legit. So here goes. THANK YOU, MARK ZUCKERBERG, for your forward-thinking generosity! And congrats on becoming a dad! Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he is giving away $45 billion of Facebook stock. What you may not have heard is that he plans to give 10% of it away to people like YOU and ME! All you have to do is copy and paste this message into a post IMMEDIATELY. At midnight PST, Facebook will search through the day's posts and award 1000 people with $4.5 million EACH as a way of saying thank you for making Facebook such a powerful vehicle for connection. Here's to hoping!!!!"

Goddammit facebook

12/19/2015 12:41:34 PM