without it being gross?

1/20/2016 3:56:06 PM

Someone isn't getting their fiber

1/20/2016 3:58:01 PM

lil bit of peanut butter smeared on a salami stick

1/20/2016 4:00:47 PM

^ dammit that made me laugh

1/20/2016 4:01:25 PM

you just ... talk about it

1/20/2016 4:26:18 PM

just grab it and put it in there. he'll be ecstatic.

1/20/2016 4:26:56 PM

It is an important conversation to have.

Back when I was an amatuer, and slightly inebriated, I was doing this girl all missionary style. Or maybe it was cowgirl. Anyways, she got on all fours and insisted that I keep going. Not knowing any better, I tried to put it in her butt. After clinching her butt cheeks shut and refusing me about 3 times I got the message. It ended up killing the mood.

[Edited on January 20, 2016 at 6:57 PM. Reason : add note]

1/20/2016 6:54:54 PM

The ole switcharoo

1/20/2016 7:05:49 PM

A friend of mine in high school and his girlfriend somehow rationalized it to each other that so long as he didn't penetrate her vagina with his dick that she and he would still be virgins...and they fucked anal 100s of times.

They ended up breaking up before he ever got to fuck her vagina.

1/20/2016 7:22:03 PM

Quote :

"not knowing any better"

It seems pretty obvious that the vast majority of people don't like unexpectedly having things shoved in their ass

1/20/2016 7:27:25 PM

I think the point was he thought all fours meant stick it in the ass, not fuck the vagina from the back side.

1/20/2016 7:30:21 PM

Anal sex talk?!?!

I think it's a fucking outrage. A super fucking stupid, ridiculous, shameful outrage. Any time it comes up, especially in mixed company, I want to die. Like, on the spot, just die and never have to talk to anyone about anything ever again.

Medical textbooks--and all of human history/experience--have made it clear: men are the ones who should most definitely find satisfaction in butt stuff.

But we apparently had some sort of butt plug rage where women were putting gradually larger and larger things into their butts so their men could comfortably put their penises in their butts. Women generally reported that they really enjoyed the feeling of "fullness." They liked these various devices in their butts while they were having vaginal intercourse. A small portion of women apparently love straight up anal sex, like they are genuinely 100% gratified by it.

Now, I'm not here to judge anyone's sexual practices. But it's fucking insane to me that society refuses to acknowledge that it's dudes who are--at least physiologically--guaranteed to be gratified by having things put in their butts...not women. NOT WOMEN. There was a thread on here recently where the topic came up, and almost every comment assumed automatically that it was about a woman having a wiener put into her anus--there was one dude who advised: "Don't knock it 'til you tried it." That's one dude who was willing to say he had stuff put in his butt by his lady, and he liked it...

To be clear, I've known sober women who expressed dismay that their husbands wouldn't let them do anything with that area, but I've never had a sober woman admit that she does that "kind of thing" to her husband. It's only when they're drunk that they'll gush at length: "Like, seriously, it's all about the butt. He loves it. Like, totally loves it. Like, seriously, if you're not doing stuff to his butt, you don't even know. You don't even know. The butt is where it's at. Like, I never knew. I didn't know. But, yeah, like yeah, like, seriously, the butt...I'm totally serious. Don't tell anyone! But he loves it. He loves it."




So, yeah...I say, from here on out, we all assume that "anal" means putting stuff in dudes' butts. It's basic physiology. And, again, I'm not suggesting it's bad for ladies to have things put in their butts, but I'm done playing stupid on shit.

[Edited on January 20, 2016 at 7:40 PM. Reason : DONE!!! ]

1/20/2016 7:30:46 PM

^ We got us a new long text meme

1/20/2016 8:03:31 PM

I'm totes down for that!

My outrage should be repeated in all corners of the Internet, except those horny ones where they already admit--if not celebrate--how their butts work.

1/20/2016 8:10:53 PM

BridgetSPK quit being so anal about it

1/20/2016 8:13:22 PM

I don't know the answer to your question, but I have a very similar question and I'm going to semi-hijack your thread to pose it here. I imagine if someone knows the answer to your question, he/she would know the answer to mine as well.

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My employer's out-of-pocket cost for insurance premiums for me, wife, and kid amounts to around $230 per month for a high-deductible HPSP plan (and employer contributes around $1300 to the HSA). My wife's employer essentially has that same plan, but has 0 premiums, and they contribute $3000 per year. We've been on her plan for the last year, but blew through what was in the HSA pretty quickly as she's on some pricey diabetes medications, and mine are about $100 per month.

If she signs up for the same family coverage plan, and I sign up for just the individual plan, i'm looking at about $30 per month for the premium, and the same contribution to my HSA. The HSA contribution alone more than covers my premium + the cost of my meds.

Question is whether that's legit to do? If I went to the doctor, I'd still give them my wife's insurance card so all of our health services would contribute to the same family deductible. I would just use my HSA debit card to pay for stuff and that's about it. I see nothing in the materials that state that i can't enroll if i'm enrolled in a spouse's health plan.

1/20/2016 8:48:32 PM

I'm waiting for all the men of TWW to descend on this thread to have a raw, real chat about this "anal sex" business.

This thread can die in the meantime. But I'm gonna bump it monthly for you fellas to some day have your candid boy talks about this stuff. Can't wait!

1/20/2016 9:18:04 PM

I guess that explains why you are the #1 Sir Purr Fan and not the #2 Sir Purr Fan

1/20/2016 9:21:30 PM

Quote :

"I think the point was he thought all fours meant stick it in the ass, not fuck the vagina from the back side."

Exactly. I was mostly unfamiliar with doggy style.

1/20/2016 9:24:24 PM

That's great and all.

But you better not derail this thread.

We talking bout your male butts and how much you might actually enjoy stuff in them.


Everybody knows it. But don't nobody talk about it.

I'm not eager to experiment with this stuff. I don't really care. But I'm outraged that ladies are routinely stretching their own butts for men...when EVERYBODY FUCKING KNOWS that men are the ones who would definitely enjoy butt stuff.

And I'm gonna keep saying it in as many different ways as I can. You guys like butt stuff, and you should admit it.

1/20/2016 9:32:05 PM

my guess is a high view/post ratio for this thread

1/20/2016 9:43:31 PM

I only admit it to certain people

1/20/2016 9:46:26 PM

BridgetSPK is the kind of girl to throw a finger up there when giving a blowjob, on some "oh I didn't know I wasn't allowed to do that" shit

1/20/2016 9:48:25 PM

I don't crave butt stuff. But taking a shit feels kinda good sometimes. Am I gay?

1/20/2016 10:04:20 PM

sources say yes





j/k taking a dump is so relaxing

1/20/2016 10:05:45 PM

I'm not interested in doing anything with people's butts. I'm boring and unadventurous.

But y'all have all shared your stories about, "Dude, she totally tried to stick her thumb up my butt. WTF!??! My butt's off limits cause I'm totally straight!!!!"

And I've sat quietly, being kind to everyone and their butts. But, in the meantime, it became mainstream for women to stretch their anuses so their husbands could push their penises in there. Like, women are supposed to be "anal queens" except without the extra pay that porn stars receive. It's ludicrous for penises to be going into one place that's not all that receptive while a finger can't even approach a man's butt.


Your butts have the sex thingy places in them, not women's butts. And I want everyone to admit it!

1/20/2016 10:17:07 PM

doctor of buttology

1/20/2016 10:20:32 PM

I hereby name Bridget Pegasus, the Greek goddess of Pegging

1/20/2016 10:21:57 PM

No!

I'm not an expert on any of this business.

This is basic anatomy/physiology. Everybody already knows about it, and women have been privately doing stuff to their dudes' butts for forever.

But, since it recently became acceptable to talk about sex very openly, the only angle people acknowledge is women having penises shoved in their butts.

It doesn't make any sense...unless we're all ready to have popular porn clips 100% define us as sexual people.

1/20/2016 10:33:50 PM

I can repeat myself forever.

Or y'all could openly admit the truth about your butts and end this thread.

1/20/2016 10:39:23 PM

I dunno, Bridget. You might be onto something. But

1/20/2016 10:42:40 PM

I'm just saying...women are horny perverts who play with themselves all the time, and I don't know any woman who does stuff to her butt like it's an actual thing.

I'm sure those women exist somewhere. But I'm putting this butt stuff on y'all. And, of course, I do hope y'all's partners are respectful of your personal boundaries.

[Edited on January 20, 2016 at 11:09 PM. Reason : ]

1/20/2016 11:08:55 PM

I think maybe some of your drunk ladyfriends who think they know all about the prostate need to familiarize themselves with the external means of stimulating it

1/20/2016 11:16:08 PM

I only trust drunk, hilarious women about sex stuff, which is probably why I know almost nothing about it.

Somebody else will watch the video though, so it's not in vain!

1/20/2016 11:32:27 PM

To answer OP's question, yest, you can talk about it without it being gross. The last half of the thread has been not gross as far as I can tell.

How many guys have to admit it before you're happy here? I agree it's recently been quite taboo, but I feel like this is freely talked about and well-received in certain circles.

[Edited on January 20, 2016 at 11:52 PM. Reason : crezzy coad]

1/20/2016 11:51:59 PM

I don't talk to dudes in person about their butts, but I was disappointed in that recent thread I mentioned.

At first, it vaguely appeared that every commenter was talking about their own butts, and they were totally enthused and encouraging about it. And then, when it became apparent that there was some ambiguity, they were literally all, "Whoa, I thought we were talking about her butt!!! I wasn't talking about the other way. Just wanna make that clear! I would never!"

It was one guy who was like, "Uhhh, I was talking about my butt..."

1/21/2016 12:03:11 AM

1/21/2016 8:29:39 AM

Like I can intellectually appreciate the fact that I have a prostate and that it might be good for something, but I just don't see the appeal, and when I think about the logistics involved in changing my whole thing up for what are purely theoretical returns...I mean, the math just doesn't add up for me.

It seems like 2014 was lubing the chute so to speak with the higher visibility of analingus in general and some high-profile dudes being rumored to enjoy it, but I feel like that also fucked it up for most of us, because for me, I can't take the idea seriously on account of I immediately picture Drake getting his ass eaten, and I just can't be that.

1/21/2016 8:54:51 AM

Like if you told me I'd get better battery life on my phone if I wore it in a headband instead of keeping in my pocket? Cool, fine, I'll listen to that and will acknowledge the objective benefit if you can demonstrate that there is one.

And yet I don't even have a headband, I'm not incorporating a headband into my daily dress, and I'm in the habit of keeping the motherfucker in my pocket already, B. You're gonna fuck me up, all reaching into my empty pocket and being like oh, duh because I'm not even used to it, and then it's what, another 30 minutes on my phone that I probably won't ever actually need? I'm good.

1/21/2016 8:57:11 AM

Like a Altoid blowjob is cool but if it ain't Altoids in the nightstand, I'm not going to the fucking store for it Jesus

1/21/2016 9:00:32 AM

So...what I'm reading is that Frosh probably would be okay with anal, he's just not buying the dildos.

1/21/2016 9:02:41 AM

Well like think about it. You'd want to be clean, right? I would. I'd want Intel to be able to build a chip in there. But that's a lot of motherfuckin' prep, dude. I can't be postponing a moment for a 20-minute shower first. I'm not gonna be able to relax if there's some kind of kit I'm gonna have to wash afterwards.

1/21/2016 9:04:42 AM

Two hundred years from now, HERE LIES A FUCK-UP, you are a skeleton in the ground. There is no consequential afterlife. The universe cools down and dies. It's outside the scope of your physical reality that you might like sticking a thing up yourself? I'm not shutting possibilities out. I'm just saying shit is impractical.

1/21/2016 9:07:55 AM

just get one of those brushes used to clean car rims



pull the ol' australia butter churn and you're spick and span

1/21/2016 9:10:11 AM

I'm gonna improve on your post. You should have just posted the image and said, "Why do you think they call it a rim brush?"

1/21/2016 9:10:58 AM

it's a two-pack for a reason

1/21/2016 9:12:13 AM

Add anal bleaching to that list o preparation tasks

No one wants a dingy butthole.

1/21/2016 9:51:17 AM

I heard that noted liars and thieves M*CH**L GL*P**N and N*C*L* C*PL*N teamed up with GR*G HY*R to peddle cocaine-flavored anal bleaches laced with deworming agents to the lesser-funded Lovells of the world for the purpose of raising funds for some declawing tendon repair surgery following an incident with J*SH M*RC*R*, the resident rape advocate and manager at Cambria Suites.

1/21/2016 10:12:55 AM

^^^^

Well played.

1/21/2016 3:32:12 PM

Really you should be playing this song in the background walking in the room nude wearing a boa as if you were Ric Flair walking to the ring for a championship match... and of course have on your stunna shades, and look at her dead in the eye tell her how's it going down tonight.

https://youtu.be/6M6samPEMpM?t=108

1/22/2016 7:00:30 PM