What that thaaaaaannng smell like?




That's my new pick up line, I guess.

1/26/2016 7:53:27 PM

this is sure to work

1/26/2016 8:29:43 PM

Hey girl, come here ...

You got any hair on dat trim???

1/26/2016 8:36:09 PM

There's this dude in my apartment complex who looks like EMCE. Every time I see him, I get happy and think "oh there's my friend." And then he ignores me.

1/26/2016 9:37:22 PM

just like your mother

1/26/2016 9:53:05 PM

D. butt-spittin. Final answer.

1/27/2016 11:18:49 AM

I have a friend that's pretty feisty, I'd imagine you two would hit it off. Let me know if you'd like me to introduce you to her. Here's a recent picture of her:

1/27/2016 11:20:15 AM