Let's bring back key parties, guys!

2/23/2016 7:48:41 PM

Is this like Key Club? I was in Key Club.

jk. i wasn't

2/23/2016 9:05:46 PM

2/23/2016 9:12:36 PM

count me in

I'll bring the AIDS

2/23/2016 9:35:10 PM

Somebody just watched The Ice Storm

2/23/2016 9:43:10 PM

Is that when you go to a party, toss your keys into a secure place to avoid drunk driving, get super wasted, and engage in crazy orgies all night?

2/23/2016 9:55:08 PM

my body is ready for you

2/23/2016 9:57:45 PM

^ I read that and all I hear is "your body is a wonderland" fwiw

2/23/2016 9:58:46 PM

^ same

2/24/2016 12:12:20 AM

multiple females posting in this thread? I LIKE MY ODDS, LETS DO THIS.

i don't want to go home with MrGreen tho.

2/24/2016 9:47:40 AM

is this like a key lime party, which is similar to a lemon party?

2/24/2016 11:03:37 AM

I think it's spelled "ki"

2/24/2016 11:15:33 AM

ki lime?

2/24/2016 11:25:29 AM

is this not about a coke party?

[Edited on February 24, 2016 at 11:26 AM. Reason : I used to do rails off the small of Bridget's back]

2/24/2016 11:26:07 AM

A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.

2/24/2016 12:38:09 PM

thank you urbandictionary

2/24/2016 12:44:43 PM

There are absolutely no drugs allowed at my party! I won't have you junky degenerates influencing my innocent party guests.

Additionally, prophylactics are required. I will need photographic evidence from all partygoers to ensure that this measure is met. Prior to the festivities, attendants must join in a special group conversation about love and consent.

All parties are expected to sign a series of documents, ensuring that nothing fun will actually happen.

2/24/2016 4:16:56 PM

So no butt stuff?

2/24/2016 4:19:14 PM

Yeah, you're uninvited.

2/24/2016 4:44:47 PM

Quote :

" I will need photographic evidence from all partygoers to ensure that this measure is met."

Does videographic evidence suffice?

2/24/2016 5:08:17 PM

I hoped there would be a lot more drugs and friendly people than this. My last post was a joke.

But, yeah, sure, you can send videos of yourself sexing ladies with your weiner covered. I'm sure people would like to watch that.

2/24/2016 6:02:35 PM

My key is smaller than most but it's on a very expensive key chain which I think more than makes up for it.

2/24/2016 7:32:51 PM

^^ Will you sex me up if I bring a key with a Ferrari key fob?

2/24/2016 8:28:32 PM