What kind of paper towels do you get and why? I've been meandering between various merchants of the cloth for some time now and I'm looking to settle down with a brand.

3/22/2016 9:47:58 AM

Store brand. I guess Kirkland because I mostly get them from Costco. Paper towels should be cheap and plentiful. Fuck all that quilting nonsense. I'm not gonna reuse that shit.

3/22/2016 9:55:55 AM

get the brand name one that's the lowest cost per unit. the price tag on the shelf will show the price per square foot or whatever.

they also try to get you with two SUPER STUFFED rolls vs. 4 normal ones, etc. just go with price per sf.

I don't buy the generic store bought ones because you end up using twice as much for the same effect.

3/22/2016 9:58:09 AM

^ This.

Also, try to buy in bulk. I go to Amazon quite a bit.

3/22/2016 10:02:12 AM

I hope to never put any thought into paper towel selection

3/22/2016 10:03:07 AM

Brawny. Those things are so durable, I can clean the whole kitchen and dining room with one towel.

3/22/2016 10:04:55 AM

I go store brand for paper towels (Berkley Jensen at BJs) in bulk like afripino said

For TP I go with what ncsuallday said

My asshole is more important than my floors and countertops

3/22/2016 10:06:30 AM

In my mythology, Paper Towels are power objects

3/22/2016 11:10:53 AM

cheap store brand

3/22/2016 11:45:53 AM

Who cares?

The important part is the same, which is the cardboard roll inside; which is a handy comparison tool when taking dick pics

3/22/2016 12:02:50 PM

I used to not care, but i got a brand recently where the paper towel is both soft and absorbent, but it smells a little like "oil". It's also the half-sheets. If I can figure out the brand (it has no markings) i'll let you know.

3/22/2016 12:05:25 PM

bttt

3/23/2016 5:13:38 PM

I like the Bounty double rolls

3/23/2016 5:29:40 PM

Quote :

"My asshole is more important than my floors and countertops"

preach

[Edited on March 23, 2016 at 5:33 PM. Reason : dang. my emoji didn't work.]

3/23/2016 5:33:07 PM

Only pussies don't use a bidet

3/23/2016 5:46:46 PM

Why, will a bidet not clean the vagina too?

3/23/2016 6:08:51 PM

I use toilet paper to clean up household spills in the kitchen, and paper towels to wipe my ass.

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3/23/2016 7:07:16 PM

i use a bidet after eating instead of a napkin

3/23/2016 7:26:52 PM

i quit buying them. just steal napkins from fast food places

3/23/2016 7:35:00 PM