What if you have already let her sick your duck?

4/5/2016 6:39:06 PM

I thought it was customary.

4/5/2016 6:57:19 PM

you may not want to do that while she is sicking your duck; it might end badly.

4/5/2016 7:24:44 PM

keep all the foie gras for yourself

4/5/2016 7:25:57 PM

...... i'm gonna get you in trouble

4/5/2016 7:31:38 PM

if bitch got my duck sick i'm calling her fat even if she isn't

4/5/2016 7:36:48 PM

^^ pffft this happened years ago, and ^^^^ it was not during the BJ. It was the next day, once I was sober

[Edited on April 5, 2016 at 7:42 PM. Reason : Dd]

4/5/2016 7:42:14 PM

Pretty Hot And Tempting.

4/5/2016 7:45:46 PM

It's ok to tell her if it's one those obvious fatties that lists themselves as "About Average" on their on-line dating profile. A little overweight is one thing but unless you are in rural Mississippi "Average" is not being obese.

4/5/2016 7:54:22 PM

You shouldn't lie about it ever. The more people think it's ok to be fat the more likely they will be unhealthy, do them a favor and tell the truth.

4/5/2016 8:28:14 PM

If someone asks you a question, you should tell them the truth.

But rolling around telling people anything unsolicited, let alone that they're fat, is not productive.

4/6/2016 12:11:56 AM

^, ^^ pretty much cover my opinion.

4/6/2016 12:20:44 AM

She already knows.

4/6/2016 12:25:06 AM

My boyfriend told me this.

I realized that if he risked life and limb to tell me, it was serious.

So I got my act together.

He survived.

4/6/2016 8:43:11 AM

reality isn't real who gives a hoot. lard your lady on up

4/6/2016 9:15:43 AM

if she's fat and dumb enough to ask you if she is fat, then don't lie. She needs to learn sometime.

4/6/2016 9:15:53 AM

I don't even fuck with that. Girl asks whether she's fat or ever expresses the slightest hint of concern about whether she's fat, hit her with the ol' BONE IS FOR THE DOG--MEAT IS FOR THE MAN.

4/6/2016 9:26:39 AM

^ yea ..... or that I guess

4/6/2016 9:39:05 AM

If you were fat, I wouldn't be dating you

4/6/2016 4:13:18 PM

4/6/2016 4:17:48 PM

I don't think you're fat. looks like that chair might, though.

4/6/2016 5:02:28 PM

Quote :

"If you were fat, I wouldn't be dating you "

I dunno man, I've seen a wide variety leave in the morning from your room

4/9/2016 10:00:46 AM

always

4/9/2016 8:57:08 PM