I feel bad for you son

6/10/2016 11:07:38 PM

Ruckus bathroom worst place ever to shit.

6/10/2016 11:22:55 PM

Some bars are nice to shit in

6/11/2016 12:26:41 AM

Beer shits are no joke

6/11/2016 11:09:18 AM

Shit beers are no joke

6/11/2016 1:18:49 PM

Shit jokes are no beer.

6/11/2016 1:41:55 PM

I got goat faced at the shit bar

6/11/2016 2:24:20 PM

reading a book at a bar

6/11/2016 2:26:07 PM

jackpot

6/11/2016 3:49:01 PM

Slims bathroom at 8pm and 1am are two entirely different universes

6/11/2016 6:21:35 PM

kid was muscling out something heinous, ya dig?

6/11/2016 6:32:22 PM

beer jokes, no shit.

6/11/2016 9:23:37 PM

Mitch's

6/12/2016 10:04:41 AM

^

6/12/2016 11:28:58 AM

Taking a shit in a bra

6/12/2016 11:30:10 AM

> taking a shit at a strip club

6/12/2016 11:47:02 AM

take a shit on the floooor!

6/12/2016 1:50:58 PM

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"Ruckus bathroom worst place ever to shit."

Not even close. Try a place like East Village. No stalls, right next to the sink? Ive never had to drop trou there, but I have gone in to wash my hands when someone was making grumpies, and it was not pleasant for either of us

6/12/2016 4:02:02 PM

PB's on Hillsborough didn't even have seats on their toilets...fucking disgusting. People shit all over the place there...The later it go, the worse it was.

6/12/2016 10:33:45 PM

the worst is when there's a long line to use the bathroom in the first place and you have to do the walk of shame when you exit.

6/13/2016 9:08:50 AM

i've dumped in a lot of bars.

6/13/2016 11:31:04 AM

Where am I supposed to puke?

6/13/2016 3:48:45 PM

That's why go to the women's bathroom, it's much cleaner, and I just say I identify as a woman and they can't say shit.

6/13/2016 8:05:31 PM

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"That's why go to the women's bathroom, it's much cleaner"

How to spot someone who has never worked a shitty job

6/13/2016 8:51:04 PM

i always detox and get a good shit in before i go out for the night.

6/14/2016 8:32:24 AM

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"That's why go to the women's bathroom, it's much cleaner"

maybe at the Cheesecake Factory. A women's bathroom at a bar is usually pretty disgusting.

6/14/2016 10:57:35 AM

Taking a shit in a jar

6/14/2016 12:23:08 PM

Taking a shit in a bra

6/14/2016 12:25:39 PM

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"but I have gone in to wash my hands when someone was making grumpies, and it was not pleasant for either of us"

I'm going to start using this

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"didn't even have seats on their toilets"

What in the fuck?? How are they still in business? That shit is indicative of a much bigger problem, likely extending to your food and drinks

6/15/2016 10:26:45 AM

Women's bathrooms are like fucking toilet paper tornadoes.

I don't know what the fuck you women are doing in there...but it appears you try to cover almost every surface with toilet paper before the end of the night.

6/15/2016 10:58:57 AM

actually I prefer the family restroom in most places, its usually very clean and maintained

but sometimes I have grab someone's kid when I'm there alone

most of the time, I have gotten in, done my business and returned the kid before the mom finished texting 20 people about the latest fashion trend

one time, I actually got a gift card for "finding" the lost kid

6/15/2016 11:36:30 AM

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"but sometimes I have grab someone's kid when I'm there alone"

So you're the one all these HB2 crazies are freaking out about.

6/15/2016 11:39:42 AM

yeah I identify with one with the shortest line

usually that's male

6/15/2016 11:43:28 AM