I just noticed table manners aren't a thing anymore.

I'm a little late, I suspect...but, yeah, answer the question and feel free to elaborate.

6/15/2016 9:48:34 AM

only when I eat out

#CunningLinguist

6/15/2016 9:52:52 AM

if i'm at a nice restaurant, yeah.

but i'm never at a nice restaurant because i'm eating at a bar alone, so fuck no.

6/15/2016 9:56:31 AM

I haven't used a bib since i was a toddler

6/15/2016 9:58:57 AM

Yes, but it seems to be of questionable utility. I think tucked into the collar would actually be more functional.

6/15/2016 10:01:54 AM

Of course. Bread on the left, drink on the right, work your way in with utensils. Knife stays in the right hand the whole meal, none of this cutting and switching like children. Try to share your food/take some off my plate, get stabbed.

6/15/2016 10:22:53 AM

if it's a good hefty napkin, yes.

if it's a cheap, thin, bar napkin; probably not. They tend to slide off onto the floor.

6/15/2016 10:41:49 AM

as I type this, yes

6/15/2016 2:18:52 PM

I'll be God damned if I'm going to have to use a knife in my off hand.

6/15/2016 5:51:08 PM

I don't have an "off-hand"

6/15/2016 6:39:32 PM

at a restaurant, yes. at home, no.

6/15/2016 7:32:19 PM

I'm a lefty and I use the knife on my "off hand". Adapt or die.

6/16/2016 11:14:33 AM

I think the better question is WHO GIVES A HOT SHIT

6/16/2016 11:17:56 AM

BridgetSPK does

6/16/2016 11:48:46 AM

I'm a lefty and I use the knife on my "off hand". Adapt or die.

6/16/2016 12:15:05 PM