land. ugh... yesterday. we were in a parked car.

she hurt her hip.

i think i broke my coccyx. my butt is in pain.

neither of us can walk right after it happened.

6/27/2016 4:25:10 PM

my car hit my friend yesterday

we were standing in the parking lot and it started to roll down the slight slope

he jumped behind it to stop it

got pinned between my car and another

he's okay

6/27/2016 4:27:39 PM

Your friend isn't very good at physics.

6/27/2016 4:28:49 PM

yeah, I think he thought he would be strong enough to stop it

he wasn't

6/27/2016 4:31:21 PM

rip chekov

6/27/2016 4:37:02 PM

Tried too hard on this one smath

6/27/2016 4:42:20 PM

? true story. im in a lot pf pain.

6/27/2016 4:55:26 PM

oh. shit.

6/27/2016 4:55:56 PM

perhaps the boat driver was distracted as he was looking at your dick pics that he extracted from your phone via wifi.

-ZiP!-



[Edited on June 27, 2016 at 5:07 PM. Reason : ]

6/27/2016 5:05:57 PM

And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat

6/27/2016 7:00:51 PM

I have enjoyed Smath's shenanigans as of late.

In about 4 weeks he has traded hats?, had a mental break down, got into a fight with hippies, and been hit on land by a boat.

Live on, man! Live on.

6/27/2016 8:14:57 PM

Omg that isn't the half of it. I'll make more threads later. Just based on this weekend.

6/28/2016 12:02:36 AM