http://www.wral.com/scorpion-stings-employee-at-cameron-village-harris-teeter/15884952/

7/28/2016 3:28:37 PM

can't believe I missed out!

7/28/2016 4:36:23 PM

I wonder what species it was

7/28/2016 4:39:12 PM

they can hitch a ride on the produce perhaps

7/28/2016 10:04:19 PM

"Valued associate"

7/28/2016 10:06:18 PM

A valued associate goes to the register and buys some rubbing alcohol to put on their bite and then gets their ass back to work.

7/28/2016 10:09:40 PM

scorpions are probably my least favorite animals in the world. like, if there's a cricket or roach in my aptment, I can usually nerve myself up to kill it and dispose of it over the course of like 1/2 an hour. but with a scorpion, I might seriously just post an ad on craiglist or something - "Come dispose of this shit, I'll give you $25"

7/29/2016 12:34:06 PM

Quote :

"FIVE DOLLARS DOLLARS"

7/29/2016 12:42:07 PM

Quote :

"Amy Kennemur said she might think twice about reaching for produce, however. "I think I would absolutely, probably be a little more cautious," Kennemur said."

Could you qualify that statement a little more?

7/29/2016 3:27:25 PM

^I didn't think you even still posted lol

7/29/2016 3:38:14 PM

Quote :

"scorpions are probably my least favorite animals in the world. like, if there's a cricket or roach in my aptment, I can usually nerve myself up to kill it and dispose of it over the course of like 1/2 an hour. but with a scorpion, I might seriously just post an ad on craiglist or something - "Come dispose of this shit, I'll give you $25""

you can pay me a monthly consulting fee

7/29/2016 3:49:58 PM

^
If you can offer a general bug policy, where I pay like $10/month and if there's a bug in my apartment, you come kill it, I'd totally subscribe

seriously. I only find bugs like 2x/year, but would be worth it for the peace of mind.

7/29/2016 5:18:22 PM

OK!!!

7/29/2016 5:23:13 PM

Awesome!

By the way, I live in Ohio. If that's not totally convenient for you, I'll happily toss in another $5/month for travel expenses.

7/29/2016 5:31:16 PM

dammit I was about to start printing business cards too

7/29/2016 5:33:44 PM

actually, there are a lot more bugs in NC than in OH - I'm confident you could still find loads of business.

if you build a Facebook page, I'll definitely "Like" it.

7/29/2016 5:41:38 PM

We're not Facebook friends, but thanks for the gesture

7/29/2016 9:33:31 PM

Quote :

"DOLLA DOLLA BILL Y'ALL"

7/29/2016 9:51:11 PM

This is why I only eat frozen food

7/29/2016 10:04:05 PM

8/1/2016 8:35:38 AM

I heard White Castle brand has some pretty good frozen scorpion

8/2/2016 1:16:16 PM

surely it's Obama's fault, amirite??

8/2/2016 10:36:14 PM