so me and this girl were hanging out then the poke-kayak girl came out and hung out. it was just the three of us. we went on an adventure then went back to poke-kayak's roof. Poke-kayak kept showing us her nipple rings and we all kinda got together or whatever then the 21 year old puked. so we took 21 year old to the apartment and P-K thought it best to give her an IV to rehydrate her. 21 year old was a little freaked out so i took her home but went to the pool instead.

8/5/2016 8:12:44 AM

Your use of allusion is as sophisticated as your grammer and syntax

8/5/2016 8:21:28 AM

This is the worst and least imaginative of your many lies. Please go back to the drugs you were taking previously.

8/5/2016 8:35:01 AM

eesh what happened to this guy

8/5/2016 9:13:05 AM

I've heard of a poke boat and a kayak, but a poke kayak? I hate that you are using that phrase so much in your post.

also, did the 21 year old puke before or after you showed her the dick pics on your phone?

8/5/2016 9:55:02 AM

she just pulled her shirt down and showed the rings or rings which were not on her at the moment?

either, sounds like a classy girl; marry her!

8/5/2016 9:55:17 AM

So did you take her home or to the pool?

8/5/2016 10:19:10 AM

What is a poke-kayak?

Is that a term that I'm supposed to know? Am I just that out of the loop these days?

8/5/2016 10:24:10 AM

(see his earlier thread about their kayak adventuer)

8/5/2016 10:25:12 AM

He went on a date with his cousin, who pretended not to be his cousin (for dating purposes), and he took her kayaking, but he did all the work while she played Pokemon go until they got hit by a boat and broke his ass bone. Now apparently he told some drunk chick he would take her home, but took her to the pool instead.

8/5/2016 10:46:22 AM

also he traded hats with somebody

8/5/2016 11:14:16 AM

and he sent some of his students some dick pics from his phone

8/5/2016 11:39:27 AM

PK- kayak girl from previous thread
21yo- 21 year old girl i've been hanging out with

Was hanging out with 21yo when PK called and asked if i wanted to come hang out with her (to catch pokemons) to which i said no, but she could come hang out with us.

She showed up and we went walking around for a bit.

Then we went to the gas station to get PK cookies.

Then we went to PK's apartment rooftop.

Then i was talking mostly to 21yo and was flirting with her or whatever.

Then PK came over and pulled out her boobs.

Then hi-jinks ensued.

After a while 21yo felt nauseous so we took her to PKs apartment, where PK offered her an IV to hydrate her. She pulled her boobs out again.

21yo got kinda weirded out about the IV needle so i took her home. We stopped by the pool on the way home to her place.

I slept at 21yo's apartment since it was late.

The next morning I hitch hiked back to my car. (I had been driving hers)

8/5/2016 11:45:09 AM

How old is grown ass Pokemon catcher? And how old are you? You sleeping with her?

8/5/2016 11:49:29 AM

like

8/5/2016 11:50:03 AM

mid 20-something.
i'm 36.
and "hi-jinks"

8/5/2016 11:51:19 AM

i believe everything except this:

Quote :

"I hitch hiked back to my car"

[Edited on August 5, 2016 at 11:53 AM. Reason : hh]

8/5/2016 11:53:14 AM

hitch hiked = uber?

[Edited on August 5, 2016 at 11:59 AM. Reason : wtf are hi-jinks? are you really 36? then talk like an adult]

8/5/2016 11:58:34 AM

wtf is this dumpster fire?

8/7/2016 10:21:12 PM

ok clarification. when i hitch hiked... my cell phone was dead and 21yo did not have the correct charger at her apartment. so i walked outside and saw a guy getting in his car and chit chatted with him. i told him the story and he offered me a ride to the gas station so i could charge my phone and uber.

8/8/2016 3:36:11 AM

TWW Action News comin' atcha with the scoop from the guy getting in his car:

Quote :

"got hungry the other night so thought i'd hit up wendy's for that #6... this dude was hanging out by the door at the unit where the girl downstairs live, so i'm on alert at this point i'm like half ready to dial 911 and am trying not to make eye contact mfw this mothefucker starts WALKING TO MY CAR hadn't shut the door yet but didn't want to panic, played it cool he steps inside of the door, blocking me in my car full crisis mode at this point, i'm about to shit a brick lol the guy starts rambling about his cellphone charger, a fucking IV (WHAT?!), some girl's boobs "can you give me a ride?" yes sir, psycho, anything to not get fucking stabbed in my PARKING LOT dropped him off at the 76, hit the wendy's drive-thru, decided i wouldn't go back to my apartment for a few more hours and went to the movies instead"

8/8/2016 11:16:32 AM

Please elaborate on these "hi-jinks"

8/8/2016 7:41:29 PM

^^hah

1st person kayak girl would be funny too if you bored

8/8/2016 7:45:29 PM

SMATH QUIT FUCKING LYING. WHY YOU ALWAYS LYING

8/8/2016 8:03:17 PM

hahahahaha

.... sometimes froshkiller is funny, but only sometimes

8/8/2016 10:59:51 PM

Smath, are you ok? Do you need help?

8/9/2016 2:34:48 PM

haha i'm fine! and yes that Froshkiller post was funny. i can laugh at myself no problem!

8/9/2016 4:07:31 PM

Quote :

"GRAMMER AND SYNTAX"

8/9/2016 9:56:48 PM