like a chihuahua sometimes and it's funny as shit.

8/10/2016 11:24:40 AM

get video of the barking plz

i need it, for science.

8/10/2016 11:26:53 AM

Do you still wear your wedding ring and use that to pull some of that young tail?

8/10/2016 11:27:09 AM

Aren't you like 40?

What are you doing messing around with 21 year olds, R. kelly?

8/10/2016 11:30:18 AM

his former students maybe?

8/10/2016 11:32:06 AM

i don't have my wedding ring since i'm not with my ex wife anymore.

i'm 36. i hang out with 21yo because she is funny and we have fun.

yes she is young. but like she said, "age is just a number and we have fun together"

8/10/2016 11:33:48 AM

and i do have a video of her barking. have to wait till i'm off work to upload it though.

8/10/2016 11:34:37 AM

she was barking here. can't hear it though because it's just a picture.

8/10/2016 11:38:44 AM

Thanks for the explanation. I had my speakers wide open and was like wtf?

8/10/2016 11:40:49 AM

i heard it.

8/10/2016 11:41:42 AM

what the mother fucking fuck is going on here

8/10/2016 11:47:34 AM

You're in her phone as Free Food.

8/10/2016 11:53:21 AM

lol

8/10/2016 11:54:01 AM

I am afraid we will read about Smath in the papers soon one day about some sex game with 3 girls (Poke-Kayak, 21yo, ubrgrl) gone horribly wrong, resulting in lots of blood and a few dead bodies... Meredith Kercher style

8/10/2016 11:57:32 AM

I can tell from science that this girl is at least 22.

8/10/2016 12:00:20 PM

get that bitch some shoes

8/10/2016 12:09:00 PM

The cupboard is bare.

8/10/2016 12:09:57 PM

and some food!

8/10/2016 12:13:03 PM

^^ my guess is that its her apartment and she's short so she doesn't use the cabinets over the refrigerator.

Or she's very, very poor and can't afford food or shoes.

8/10/2016 12:20:03 PM

Smath74 won't let his mistress wear any shoes

8/10/2016 12:26:57 PM

^^yes. she is short and can't reach up there. that's why i put her on the fridge!

^she has to earn that right.

[Edited on August 10, 2016 at 12:36 PM. Reason : ]

8/10/2016 12:35:33 PM

For what purpose?

8/10/2016 12:36:07 PM

we were just joking around and she said she had never seen the inside of those cabinets because she is short.

8/10/2016 12:37:32 PM

yah i figured it must not have been to get anything out of them

8/10/2016 12:44:02 PM

niiiice

8/10/2016 12:54:19 PM

So much meth.

8/10/2016 2:07:34 PM

everything about this is strange, is this what the upside down is like?

8/10/2016 2:09:35 PM

WTF

8/10/2016 2:26:13 PM

i'm sure she's looking forward to getting back to the shire to get new kicks asap

8/10/2016 2:26:25 PM

Smath been hanging out with mytwocents?

8/10/2016 2:39:40 PM

my name's blurry face, and i care what you think!

8/10/2016 4:03:45 PM

is she trying to find a way out?

8/10/2016 4:11:29 PM

Yup she is trying to escape from the BEASTLY CHICK MAGNET... tired of being attracted (and having to compete with Poke-Kayak girl).

8/10/2016 4:18:57 PM

Quote :

"The cupboard is bare."

Nah. I bet she has some goodies up that dress.

8/10/2016 5:01:35 PM

We also went to the gym.

[Edited on August 11, 2016 at 1:48 AM. Reason : we were on the treadmill too. ]

8/11/2016 1:47:42 AM

she went to the gym dressed like that?

i guess she didn't really go for a workout... just to be eye candy for you?

8/11/2016 2:05:39 AM

dat feet

8/11/2016 2:36:04 AM

The hair is suggestive of a certain amount of vanity that I really don't appreciate, but otherwise, I'm enjoying what this faceless girl is working with.

Other observations:

1. The camo hat and Jurrasic Park tee are embarrassing choices for a man of any age.
2. Parents don't bother with discretion and secrecy anymore, and it's lazy and embarrassing.
3. Smath's got a crazy moon face. Like, he's sick with something.

[Edited on August 11, 2016 at 6:02 AM. Reason : I apparently think this display is embarrassing.]

8/11/2016 5:54:06 AM

I like how she won't let her face get photographed.

8/11/2016 5:55:23 AM

It's a man baby!

8/11/2016 8:49:31 AM

I'd imagine he has pictures of her face, and is just choosing not to post them.

[Edited on August 11, 2016 at 8:50 AM. Reason : ^^]

8/11/2016 8:49:57 AM

I love my hat, shirt, and face! Do you even lift bro?

^and yes. I thought that was obvious!




[Edited on August 11, 2016 at 8:52 AM. Reason : ]

8/11/2016 8:49:59 AM

Did you instruct her to hide her face for specific photos and tell her you were going to share them on the Wolf Web, or did she hide her face automatically until you specifically asked her to let you take some with her face visible?

8/11/2016 8:56:08 AM

he took them without her knowledge; she doesn't know they are here

8/11/2016 9:02:23 AM

all of these have the markings of sneak pics and were taken without her knowledge.

8/11/2016 9:05:06 AM

That's what I was getting at. Props to OEPII1 for masterful use of the smiley.

8/11/2016 9:07:46 AM

lol she took the gym picture herself with her cameras autotimer thing.

8/11/2016 9:20:15 AM

^ thanks for confirming the other 2 were sneak pics

8/11/2016 9:54:25 AM

Quote :

"It's a man baby!"

I'm leaning towards this as well.

8/11/2016 11:57:00 AM

naw, 21 year old women are dumb as hell and often go for damaged older men.

8/11/2016 12:00:02 PM