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skyhouse raleigh.

went to the bathroom and left 21yo in charge of the keys and i came out and dude had literally taken my skyhouse key off the keychain. i forgave him. then his bro came and asked me if he could take 21yo on a date or whatever and while he was talking to me his buddy was trying to steal my key again. i didn't let it happen.

9/1/2016 12:28:11 PM

Sounds like you should keep your keys in your pocket.

9/1/2016 12:29:48 PM

sounds to me like the hobbit should be sent back to the shire.

also, if this isn't making it clear that she's using you, i don't know what is

9/1/2016 12:32:48 PM

random people walk into your house all the time?

9/1/2016 12:32:56 PM

Clearly 21yo should not be left in charge of keys. Ever. She had one job.

9/1/2016 12:33:55 PM

no shit. she is no longer designated key guardian. well maybe ill give her another chance. everyone deserves a third!

9/1/2016 12:52:06 PM

oh i we were having a pool party and then went across the street. we weren't in my apartment.

[Edited on September 1, 2016 at 12:53 PM. Reason : rooftop saltwater pool what?!]

9/1/2016 12:52:51 PM

200$/sqft

9/1/2016 12:58:31 PM

i dunno. i got a good deal on a studio.

9/1/2016 1:06:46 PM

21yr old be friends with key thieves. it was a setup

9/1/2016 1:52:39 PM

so was he trying to steal your apartment?

9/1/2016 2:23:37 PM

I don't even understand. How did he get the key off the ring if she was holdling it? And then how did his buddy try to steal again after you caught them stealing it the first time. Smells fishy.

9/1/2016 2:28:03 PM

Sounds like he really wanted to end up with you for the key party.

9/1/2016 2:30:40 PM

What in the everliving fuck is wrong with you man?

9/1/2016 3:19:43 PM

Anabolic steroids affect the brain neurotransmitter systems. It has been studied that steroids affect the brain serotonin and dopamine neurotransmitter systems. Dopamine is a multi-function neurotransmitter participating in the regulation of mobility, learning, emotions, appetite and positive reinforcing effects.

[Edited on September 1, 2016 at 3:59 PM. Reason : ^]

9/1/2016 3:50:22 PM

isn't Smath a teacher?

how can a teacher afford Raleigh Skyhouse?

Studios start at $1,270 (618 sf)

http://skyhouseraleigh.com/availabilities/

no offense to teachers, appreciate what y'all do but it isn't a secret y'all aren't exactly in it for the money

[Edited on September 1, 2016 at 5:42 PM. Reason : .]

9/1/2016 5:41:06 PM

[Edited on September 1, 2016 at 6:22 PM. Reason : See below]

9/1/2016 6:18:08 PM

I missed the decimal. 2.06 a square is high dollar

9/1/2016 6:21:35 PM

dat alimony tho

9/1/2016 6:34:59 PM

And child support

9/1/2016 7:03:30 PM

I don't think you get child support without custody.

9/1/2016 7:09:24 PM

Pay child support

Does his ex wife support him?

[Edited on September 1, 2016 at 7:10 PM. Reason : .]

9/1/2016 7:10:09 PM

It was a poorly executed joke (because teachers get paid so little).
I have no idea.

9/1/2016 7:24:19 PM

It wasn't me

https://youtu.be/xX5VCY28_Xo?t=1m35s

9/1/2016 7:25:01 PM

Oh I see.

A similar joke could be made of the 21 year old

9/1/2016 7:39:23 PM

I thought 21yo was moving to california?

9/1/2016 8:20:14 PM

^

9/2/2016 4:06:51 AM

^^ come on now, she can't leave behind the big cuddly bear!!!

9/2/2016 5:43:24 AM

^^^ It was a false alarm; she did not have to go. Stay informed.

9/2/2016 8:44:05 AM

She was going to then I convinced her to stay and not run from her problems.

9/2/2016 9:19:43 AM

For the record, I laughed out fucking loud at Shawnas post!

9/2/2016 9:20:44 AM

has pokekayak girl been to your snazzy new place yet? have you checked your wifi at the new place to be sure it can't be hacked by your students?

9/2/2016 9:37:19 AM

yep.

9/2/2016 9:43:09 AM

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"gg smath"

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"gg smath"

9/2/2016 10:03:49 AM

good for you

9/2/2016 10:05:54 AM

9/2/2016 11:12:46 AM

this is my view from my apartment...

9/2/2016 11:21:19 AM

gg smath

9/2/2016 11:23:18 AM

gg smath. hope you're having sex with these chicks to make it worth it.

9/2/2016 11:50:12 AM

So EMCE was Joe#s and now he's smath right?

9/2/2016 11:58:24 AM

^^dude... good conversation and company is the best part of any friendship, male or female.

9/2/2016 12:19:02 PM

of course it is.

hold onto your keys.

9/2/2016 12:23:31 PM

i saw the guys who tried to steal my keys. they were drunk and thought that i had their keys. they live here too. idiot dropped his key off of the damn balcony.

9/2/2016 12:34:12 PM

Nice looking place

9/2/2016 12:44:45 PM

^thank you! half the building already knows me ha. in a goodish way.

[Edited on September 2, 2016 at 12:47 PM. Reason : ]

9/2/2016 12:47:02 PM

sure. everyone thinks their key somehow magically ended up on a different keyring

9/2/2016 1:31:18 PM

Squatters rights...amirite?

9/2/2016 1:33:11 PM

So...did you give him permission to date 21yo?

9/2/2016 1:55:14 PM

skyhouse on a teacher's salary? this story ain't adding up

9/2/2016 2:05:38 PM

Studios for $1250.

It's swingable.

9/2/2016 2:11:24 PM