If you get subjected to a dumb-ass race war by my cracker-ass compatriots, I'd be more than happy to work as a spy, saboteur, or other kind of secret agitator. Hit me up. There are at least five motherfuckers on this board I'd hit with my car if the guns came out and it was nominally us versus y'all.

9/22/2016 8:26:35 PM

Your people are responsible for nearly all the ills in the world, including genocide, slavery, various civil wars, and apartheid.

I'm not trying to be racist or anything, but it just seems like white people are cursed to spread death and destruction everywhere they go, and I'm not sure why "non-white people" would want your cracker ass on their team. Even as an ostensible "saboteur," are you really someone they can trust?

Also, not clear that the "non-whites" would really team up in a race war. You think the majority of Latin Americans and Asian Americans are itching to all join up with African Americans?

9/22/2016 8:40:16 PM

wait wait wait

so are you saying that it's not just white people who are racists?

hmm

9/22/2016 8:41:41 PM

Damn, kdogg is dragging his strawmen all over this motherfucker tonight.

9/22/2016 8:43:42 PM

I'm just casting a wide net. And that's a good point, maybe they can't trust me. Maybe they shouldn't despite my best intentions. It's a good point!

9/22/2016 8:44:08 PM

If we all team up as a human race, 7 billion deep, we can really run this shit

9/22/2016 8:45:03 PM

^I'll join this human team provided I'm guaranteed to start and get 30+ minutes a game.

I'm obviously first string.

9/22/2016 8:48:25 PM

i want the derek anderson position on this team. gimme a clipboard, tell me how to do the cool celebrations. hell i can even come in for a play or two every now and then.

[Edited on September 22, 2016 at 8:55 PM. Reason : but i ain't signing up to take regular hits. hell naw]

9/22/2016 8:54:43 PM

A thread full of white people.

Nice.

9/22/2016 8:54:58 PM

In all seriousness, I'ma pass on a race war.

But, if any of y'all wanna go after Wall Street for stealing all our shit, I'd be totally down with that.

9/22/2016 9:14:22 PM

Quote :

"Also, not clear that the "non-whites" would really team up in a race war. You think the majority of Latin Americans and Asian Americans are itching to all join up with African Americans? "

In North Carolina, i'm pretty confident latinos and most asian groups would gladly team with the blaxorz in a hypothetical race war.

In an area like NY where there's plenty of Asian types, I see them going it on their own.

[Edited on September 22, 2016 at 9:19 PM. Reason : ]

9/22/2016 9:19:16 PM

Only five motherfuckers?

9/22/2016 9:20:30 PM

I'm lucky I was poor in grad school and had minority roommates that took me in and showed me what a sheltered, privileged white idiot I was.

[Edited on September 22, 2016 at 9:45 PM. Reason : .]

9/22/2016 9:45:27 PM

They didn't do a good enough job.

9/22/2016 9:49:29 PM

I thought Asians are the second most racist? I am unlucky, I got double the racism at home

9/22/2016 9:57:48 PM

Quote :

"They didn't do a good enough job."

oh, so you're going to blame the brown folk now for my (the white guy's) shortcomings? typical

[Edited on September 22, 2016 at 11:26 PM. Reason : troll]

9/22/2016 11:20:54 PM

I don't understand how people think this is supposed to happen.

Is there going to be like some sort of virus released where people go crazy and try to murder everyone with a different skin color than them? If not I don't see how most people would have any kind of interest in a "race war"

Also can someone explain the concept of the term "war" to me? Because when I see people say Charlotte looks like a "warzone" and I compare that to Aleppo, Fallujah, Karachi, Kabul, Dresden, and various other actual warzones I can't really figure out what they mean.

9/23/2016 12:21:32 AM

I means they get stuck in traffic

9/23/2016 8:55:05 AM

justinh524 said:

Quote :

"Only five motherfuckers?"

I said "at least," not "only."

9/23/2016 8:56:30 AM

i think a race war might be a bad thing in the long run...

9/23/2016 10:17:15 AM

GOING OUT ON A LIMB THERE SMATH

9/23/2016 10:25:16 AM

Look man I can't read good

9/23/2016 10:52:35 AM

sorry should have used the sorta sarcastic sorta funny sorta ridiculous tag on that post. (and i am assuming that all caps shouting thing has the same or a similar tag. can we please update crazycode?

[Edited on September 23, 2016 at 12:30 PM. Reason : )]

9/23/2016 12:29:36 PM

I assume this was due to my overreaction yesterday about a race war.

Yeah, I was pissed and was talking out of my ass. My bad.

I've focused my hatred towards Mayor Dorothy Mantooth, I mean Jennifer Roberts.

9/23/2016 2:11:46 PM

Quote :

"My bad"

Fuck you.

9/23/2016 2:52:00 PM

dude he owned his mistake and apologized. just saying. (no i don't know him.)

[Edited on September 23, 2016 at 10:28 PM. Reason : and i have no idea what he said to be honest. ]

9/23/2016 10:28:02 PM

This used to be my strategy, but now I live somewhere that the black population has such a numerical advantage that they won't need spies or agitators. Basically my only option is to be a kind of court jester performing reverse minstrel shows where I make white people look like incompetent boobs.

9/24/2016 10:07:00 AM

Quote :

"These goddamn animals want to fling their feces all over the city."

Quote :

"These savages destroyed our city"

Quote :

"If that was BLM last night, consider me a racist white devil. Fuck them. They're savages and deserved to be shot."

Quote :

"I want blood"

[Edited on September 24, 2016 at 10:28 AM. Reason : ^^]

9/24/2016 10:28:30 AM

^ damn, I didn't know Strom Thurman came back to life and registered for TWW

9/24/2016 2:34:19 PM

Thurmond. And he was consistently anti-integration.

But he loved his black first born child.

9/24/2016 5:19:01 PM

Quote :

"Your people are responsible for nearly all the ills in the world, including genocide, slavery, various civil wars, and apartheid."

If you can pry yourself away from Tumblr long enough to learn how to read and pick up an actual history book, you'd see that all races are responsible for some bad stuff.

9/25/2016 10:28:02 PM

she's a racist. no helping her and her ilk.

9/25/2016 10:43:25 PM

^^I was not being serious.

9/25/2016 11:24:55 PM

OK, Donald Trump

9/25/2016 11:43:41 PM

I'm glad people are able to use the sarcasm font to tell other people when they are joking and when they are serious, very helpful and really avoids all the confusion

9/26/2016 12:14:31 AM

I'd hope that "Your people are responsible for nearly all the ills in the world..." and "I'm not trying to be racist or anything, but..." would never be taken seriously on a message board for people with college degrees.

To me, seems like a LaserSoup problem to me.

And who uses Tumblr for anything but very specific, dirty pictures?

9/26/2016 12:57:25 AM

I use Tumblr for catharsis.

9/26/2016 6:23:02 AM

Offer stands, bears repeating.

11/10/2016 6:27:47 AM

thanks for the offer.

11/10/2016 2:48:39 PM

Quote :

"Your people are responsible for nearly all the ills in the world, including genocide, slavery, various civil wars, and apartheid."

Plenty of non-whites have done their share of that stuff too in Africa, the Middle East, Central America, and South America.

11/10/2016 3:06:01 PM

Usually not chattel slavery, though. Don't get me wrong, slavery is fucked up in any form. And certainly not to legitimize slavery in ANY way, but the form of slavery practiced in the ancient world and Africa was more akin to indentured servitude.



I love white people tho. Some of y'all be tripping sometimes, but I love you guys.
If shit were to pop off and southern whites needed to make their way up north to less racist parts of the country, and there were a series of routes which covertly shuttled absconded peoples along these paths; I would let FroshKiller hide at my crib when he reached DC.


[Edited on November 10, 2016 at 3:24 PM. Reason : Frosh]

11/10/2016 3:17:35 PM

i trip a lot

11/10/2016 3:22:11 PM

EMCE is a true friend of man.

11/10/2016 3:44:29 PM

Quote :

"up north to less racist parts of the country"

more segregated = less racist

11/10/2016 3:49:35 PM

#M[ing]AGA

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-trump-president-supporters-attack-muslims-hijab-hispanics-lgbt-hate-crime-wave-us-election-a7410166.html

11/10/2016 5:20:11 PM

Shes already admitted that she made it up.

Not surprising. Im sure we will have many of these fake stories coming out.

These millennial liberals are deplorable people willing to riot and lie to get their way. They cant accept losing. Everyone gets a trophy.

http://www.theadvocate.com/acadiana/news/crime_police/article_2e351106-a74b-11e6-86d9-cf799c2824a8.html?reload3

[Edited on November 10, 2016 at 5:29 PM. Reason : dont lie to the police]

11/10/2016 5:28:40 PM

^ Thanks.

LOCK HER UP

GODDAMN LYING PIECE OF TRASH

(what about the other incidents?)

11/10/2016 5:36:07 PM

In new orleans, these liberal deplorables were vandalizing shit with spray paint and busting out building windows.

So when they are doing this:



and then I see people try to claim that trump supporters did this:



I find it hard to believe since libs were spouting shit like this as a parody of his rallying cry. Such as "make america hate again"


So yea, Im gonna go ahead and assume all of it is caused by the people who have a habit of rioting, vandalizing, and lying.

11/10/2016 5:47:05 PM

Yeah I can't imagine fine upstanding people like white nationalists would vandalize anything! Must be the liberals.

BRILLIANT

11/10/2016 6:11:06 PM

this country was such a great place to live before donald trump created racism, misogyny, islamophobia, homophobia, bad schools, and nuclear weapons

[Edited on November 10, 2016 at 6:31 PM. Reason : we used to care so much about the environment and everyone was equal]

11/10/2016 6:30:35 PM