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On a scale from 1 to 10, with one being nearly silent and ten being a dude on coke, how talkative are you when you're fucking?

9/28/2016 9:02:16 AM

69

9/28/2016 9:21:23 AM

Do moaning sounds count as talking?

I'm going to give myself a 2.

9/28/2016 11:16:16 AM

Depends on the amount of booze involved

9/28/2016 11:19:56 AM

^^ sure, why not

9/28/2016 12:37:23 PM

I want to be like an 8, but actually am a 2. That's because whenever I have attempted to say shit that seems sexy/in charge/whatever, any girl I have been with always just laughs. Normally I want people to laugh at shit that I say, but in that context it just makes my penis soft.

So instead I keep it limited to simple instructions or requests for positional adjustments.


[Edited on September 28, 2016 at 1:29 PM. Reason : ]

9/28/2016 1:28:30 PM

I would say 5 on average...sometimes 6 or 7 if it has been a while...

9/28/2016 10:04:49 PM

I typically can't speak cause I'm breathing too heavily. Anything I say sounds like Diane Rehms or that kid in the wheelchair on Malcolm in the Middle

[Edited on September 28, 2016 at 10:38 PM. Reason : Out of shape I guess]

9/28/2016 10:38:10 PM

that's hilarious

9/29/2016 2:34:54 PM

Wait I thought we were all old and married now and didn't get to have sex anymore?

9/29/2016 3:21:42 PM

I would hope that married people still enjoy a healthy sex life




I think I'm somewhere around a 2, but working my way up to a 6. By the end of it, i want to be able to discuss each other's day at work while diggin balls deep

9/29/2016 4:21:15 PM