Rosh Hashanah explained by Mayim Bialik:

10/1/2016 8:07:11 PM

shanah tovah

10/1/2016 8:12:07 PM

IM ON A JEW LEVEL

10/1/2016 9:01:21 PM

dude, but like the earth is only like 2,016 years old, so how is it 5,777 jew years old? are jew years like 1/3rd of a real year?

[Edited on October 3, 2016 at 2:20 PM. Reason : .]

10/3/2016 2:20:19 PM

The man has a point, you can't argue against math

10/4/2016 10:55:49 PM

Cosmic time is irrelevant, lifetimes and seasons are what is important. And this is a season of renewal and joy.

May you all have a sweet year!

10/5/2016 12:04:33 AM

The girlfriend had us eat apples and honey, which was tasty, though admittedly not as tasty as what I eat on secular New Year, which is just shit tons of scotch.

I believe she is going to try to withhold sex for Yom Kippur, which as I understand it celebrates Sandy Koufax's winning the 1965 World Series.

10/5/2016 9:51:44 AM

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE F'N PAST!!!

10/5/2016 1:00:27 PM

We were close to having a Jewish QB play last week. Jewlian Edelman would have made strides for Tribesmen everywhere.

10/5/2016 5:37:00 PM