http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/13/entertainment/alf-actor-dies/index.html
Good night, sweet prince

12/29/2016 3:40:37 PM

he'll be back

in pog form

praise be

12/29/2016 3:48:13 PM

cats rejoice everywhere

12/29/2016 3:55:22 PM

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese,
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don't complain.
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein.

Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork.
Hes purrin' here on my fork.

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you'll never know,
Once they wrap it up in dough, boy.
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin' up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin' on a Rolaid and a Tums or two,
When I swear I heard it mew, boy.
And that is when I knew,

12/29/2016 4:52:55 PM

ALF was on an episode of Blossom the other night

12/30/2016 4:18:38 AM

GNSP

12/30/2016 8:34:54 AM

FUCKKKKK THIS SHIT^

I fucking hate ET, damn you cabbage

12/30/2016 8:36:31 AM

Anyone watch the movie or read the book Permanet Midnight, about a drug-addict who did some writing for Alf? In the movie, Alf is a blue alien named Mr. Chompers.

12/30/2016 11:59:00 AM