GOUT

1/26/2017 9:18:21 AM

Ah, the disease of kings.

1/26/2017 9:27:15 AM

I guess my fat ass needs to chill out on the red meat

1/26/2017 9:27:59 AM

Dangit Bobby

1/26/2017 9:33:31 AM

Fish, Chicken, no booze

1/26/2017 9:34:19 AM

Mark Goutfried

1/26/2017 9:40:11 AM

1/26/2017 9:47:11 AM

lay off the pâté

1/26/2017 9:54:16 AM

That's the thing. I didn't think my diet was that bad

Oatmeal and fruit for breakfast
Salad with baked chicken for lunch
Banana as a snack
Dinner varies, but is largely beef, chicken and seafood (occasionally shrimp, but usually fish). Veggies as sides. Not a ton of pasta, or rice.

Booze, meh... I might buy a 6pack on Sunday, and the. Pick up another the following Friday. Maybe a glass or two of wine.

1/26/2017 11:12:58 AM

Cut out the bacon, Pork King.

1/26/2017 11:26:02 AM

^ hey girl, help me out Why don't you take my meat... you can have all of it

1/26/2017 11:28:12 AM

stop licking the lead paint

[Edited on January 26, 2017 at 11:29 AM. Reason : i heard SSS has an alternative you can lick]

1/26/2017 11:29:02 AM

Damn, sons.

1/26/2017 11:34:36 AM

gotta avoid those high purine content

also drink lots of water

good luck

1/26/2017 12:58:12 PM

I see you been carrying around the giant green Erlenmeyer again...

1/26/2017 9:07:12 PM

GOUT

I remember my Uncle occasionally complaining about his gout acting up. I read gout is part lifestyle, and art of it is a heriditsary predisposition to it.
It hurts like hell. I can't even walk right.

5/28/2020 2:25:46 PM

#ilimpwithamaud

Too soon?

5/28/2020 2:30:17 PM

Quote :

"I can't even walk right."

Has the gout made the already large manhood even more unwieldy?

5/28/2020 2:33:26 PM

Super large dong is not a viable medical excuse to miss work.

5/28/2020 3:37:56 PM

Unless it weighs enough that you are considered morbidly obese simply because of its massiveness.

5/28/2020 3:50:36 PM

I, too, have gout

I never had any issues until last year when I had my first attack and this was like 6+ months after I had COVID.

Prednisone is a miracle, but trying to get to the root of it is a huge pain/mystery because I can't seem to nail down what triggers it (diet/hereditary/booze/stubbing my toe, etc)

8/16/2021 6:38:41 PM

Yeah, you have my sympathies. I have had a few flare ups since I was diagnosed. I still haven't been able to pinpoint a root cause

I had a flare up once when I was abstaining from alcohol for about a year. I've had a flare up when I was eating little to no red meat, pork, or shellfish. I'm fairly active. Canned meats and fish aren't really part of my diet.

Shit blows, mang

8/16/2021 8:18:54 PM

I have an appointment with a specialist, but "DUE TO COVID" it's not until October.

I've been reading up on allopurinol and a lot of people who've tried everything else swear by it, but in the meantime I've really cut back on drinking and been trying to be a lot more active this past year, along with eating way less meat and a lot more vegetables.

But man, when a flare turns into an all out attack, HO-LEE-SHEEEET. Feels like getting shot in the leg with shotgun and then having someone pour gasoline all over and then throwing a lit match on top of it. Oh, and then fire ants attack what's left of your charred flesh.

8/16/2021 8:51:20 PM

^ this guy gouts

8/16/2021 9:03:31 PM