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EMCE
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Explain it.



I use this one as my day-to-day, meeting a new person handshake:

5/29/2017 5:20:20 PM

TreeTwista10
Forgetful Jones
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Tickle the palm with your index finger

5/29/2017 5:22:52 PM

The Coz
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5/29/2017 5:35:47 PM

0EPII1
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I do the Trump shake.

[Edited on May 29, 2017 at 6:03 PM. Reason : and shove world leaders to come to the front of the group]

5/29/2017 6:03:05 PM

PaulISdead
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"the wriggler"

5/29/2017 6:18:41 PM

afripino
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I do the standard issue black handshake

5/29/2017 8:09:11 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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as with most of life's important things, this one is covered on the ron swanson pyramid of greatness

5/29/2017 8:38:38 PM

BigMan157
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are we not doing fist bumps anymore?

5/29/2017 8:48:55 PM

BJCaudill21
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I bow to a 90 degree angle at the waist.

5/29/2017 9:04:47 PM

Wraith
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EMCE, are you the human hand in that picture?

Or do you have a special clawed glove that you use specifically for handshakes?

5/30/2017 10:35:51 AM

dtownral
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i use a good strong alpha handshake like Macron, not a weak beta handshake like Trump

5/30/2017 12:20:57 PM

EMCE
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I've definitely been giving people the talons

5/30/2017 9:10:12 PM

The Coz
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I basically try to match force with whomever I am shaking hands, except with the limp noodle and / or cold fish handshake, because I can't stoop to that level. It's pitiful.

I like it when somebody thinks they are going to be Billy Badass and crush your hand. Just give it right back to them. We'll see who blinks first!

5/30/2017 11:50:35 PM

ncsuallday
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^that's everything I wanted to say

gg

5/31/2017 9:36:01 AM

dustm
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Mine be like

5/31/2017 11:08:10 PM

scotieb24
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I agree with Coz. I do hate the crusher handshakes because I usually where my class ring which has designs on the sides. It hurts like hell and I end up having a imprint on my middle and pinky finger.

6/1/2017 10:24:18 PM

The Coz
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Ah. I neglected to consider the possibility of a ring situation!

^^LOL!

6/1/2017 10:49:40 PM

jocristian
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6/2/2017 8:53:49 AM

TerdFerguson
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Shaking hands with Trump has to be like grabbing a handful of Vienna sausages right out of the can. Wet, squishy, and tiny.

6/2/2017 9:05:58 AM

0EPII1
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the stupid yanker in side pose in ^^ on the right looks like the character below

6/2/2017 9:47:12 AM

jocristian
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^^ maybe, if the can yanks your arm off in an absurd display of pretend dominance.

6/2/2017 9:53:42 AM

0EPII1
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I do a 19-fucking-second handshake peppered with a few yanks to show everybody who is boss


6/2/2017 10:35:43 AM

justinh524
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Quote :
"are we not doing fist bumps anymore?"


chest bumps are the proper greeting now

6/2/2017 10:55:20 AM

0EPII1
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^ that's way old now.

this is the proper greeting now:

shove them out of the way, then adjust your suit coat with your head tilted up at 5-10 degrees to show who is boss




i am gonna try it out starting tomorrow

6/2/2017 11:33:25 AM

ssclark
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Last gif needs deal with it glasses

6/2/2017 12:48:48 PM

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