Babies need to carry guns for protection. What's the best gun available? Preferably lightweight for concealed carry in diaper or bassinet.

6/14/2017 11:46:27 AM

Just put a "gun free zone" sticker by the crib, that way when you are being culturally enriched by the religion of peace, they won't shoot your baby.

6/14/2017 11:48:08 AM

but my baby is a red blooded american. it's her divine right to carry a gun.

6/14/2017 11:51:42 AM

Get a derringer.

[Edited on June 14, 2017 at 11:56 AM. Reason : Or possibly a desert eagle.]

[Edited on June 14, 2017 at 11:56 AM. Reason : If your baby is fat]

6/14/2017 11:55:32 AM

Do you support abortion?

If yes, then your daughter doesn't have the right to protection.

Wait, already born?

NM.

Ruger SP101.

6/14/2017 12:05:54 PM

Babies are more suited to crew-serviced weapons like a heavy machine gun.

6/14/2017 12:13:40 PM

Quote :

"but my baby is a red blooded american. it's her divine right to carry a gun."

"Her"?

A little early to be imposing a gender on it, don't you think?

6/14/2017 12:31:40 PM

she done been born

6/14/2017 2:45:45 PM

^ he means:

"let it choose its gender on its own" aka the leftist war on gender

6/14/2017 4:17:23 PM

grenades are good for babies to play with

6/14/2017 6:25:37 PM

Child locks? More like child Glocks, amirite?

6/14/2017 7:42:34 PM

Most babies have trouble moving around quickly, and wouldn't be fit for hand to hand combat so I would recommend a high power rifle with scope. That way, they can keep a safe distance from the enemy, and take a nap if they get tired. Another advantage, is that the baby can fit into a small area and yield a good cover to vision ratio making them much more difficult to pick off than the average sniper.


[Edited on June 14, 2017 at 9:55 PM. Reason : advantages added.]

6/14/2017 9:54:27 PM