I don't mind if guests have sex in my house as long as they are respectful about it. When I had my first apartment, a friend banged some guy in my spare bedroom and they just tossed the condom behind the headboard. I didn't find it until weeks and weeks later when I moved the bed to clean. That was disgusting. Hopefully, we're all old enough now to take care of our shit like respectful and responsible human beings. So no big deal. Just clean up after yourself. We'll be washing the sheets before someone else uses the bed.

7/15/2017 1:53:18 PM

I just throw my cum stained sheets on the guest bed whenever I have guests and consider it par for the course.

But I'm not married and I'm not seeing anyone...and I don't have any friends. Just a bed covered in crusty sheets.

7/15/2017 2:47:55 PM

i put all my guests in bundling sacks before bed

7/15/2017 3:20:18 PM

I'd definitely fuck in a bundling sack

7/15/2017 5:15:04 PM

Quote :

"I don't have kids, but I think you probably wouldn't appreciate it if you got my cum on your hand, dude."

It wouldn't be great, but I learned how to wash my hands a long time ago.

I've had toddler vomit in my mouth, there's no going back from that.

7/16/2017 9:27:06 AM

...and then there's the worst of both worlds:

7/16/2017 1:08:27 PM

hot fucking snow how hasn't bigman turned into a politics driven sociopath like the rest of us?
I know he actually exists because I crashed my truck on the way to pick him up from chem lab one time when we had 1/4" of snow.
That much is concrete FACT.
I think he metabolizes nitrogen instead of oxygen.
This is also what makes him a shoggoth

7/18/2017 6:51:36 PM

This seems relevant.

12/27/2018 3:24:53 PM

Only on the guest room futon. Definitely not in the guest house.

12/27/2018 3:45:04 PM

Only if they let me watch. Otherwise,

12/27/2018 5:41:25 PM

I make them sign a paper saying they won't

12/27/2018 8:27:59 PM

I'm cool with it, as long as the guests don't mind hop-ons.

12/27/2018 10:24:57 PM

I'll allow it under the condition that they afford me the same courtesy when I'm in their house.

12/28/2018 9:34:53 AM

The first page of this thread is hilarious.

3/28/2023 10:41:27 PM

Maybe this subtext of don't ask don't tell, but like don't tell with your action either. Like if you've fucked and I know about it, you've done something wrong.

3/28/2023 10:46:12 PM

Quote :

"I don't have guests"

The correct answer.

I find it a little disrespectful of another's property. I thought that's what hotels were for. How long are these guests staying? If you can't skip one night, seems like something is wrong with your priorities.

3/28/2023 11:23:25 PM

Quote :

" If you can't skip one night, seems like something is wrong with your priorities"

Or she got that bomb.com pussy

3/29/2023 1:03:24 AM

Or that, I guess.

3/29/2023 7:01:57 AM

rwoody said:

Quote :

"Maybe this subtext of don't ask don't tell, but like don't tell with your action either. Like if you've fucked and I know about it, you've done something wrong."

"Take nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints."

3/29/2023 8:58:07 AM

Yea goes back to our page 1 disagreement, if there are obvious spots/stains on the sheets, that's a foul

3/29/2023 9:25:47 AM

Well, let me ask you this: Suppose your house guests show up and they brought their own sheets. I'll hang up and listen.

3/29/2023 9:42:23 AM

Sounds like a win win?

3/29/2023 9:44:53 AM

I would expect any house guests to act like adults. We have children in the house. If they can keep it quiet I wouldn't care what they do. More of a "don't ask don't tell" sort of thing.

Also, I don't see why they couldn't just wait, unless different locations do something for them. But this house is far from an exotic location.

3/29/2023 10:12:59 AM

What if they bring they own tarp?

3/29/2023 2:07:10 PM

I don't have a half dozen hidden cameras set up in the guest bedroom to watch the dog sleep!

3/29/2023 4:53:56 PM

Based on envisaged experiences in this thread:

3/29/2023 7:11:46 PM

^^ not that there’s anything wrong with that

[Edited on March 30, 2023 at 12:55 AM. Reason : ^^]

3/30/2023 12:54:40 AM

Another one:

3/30/2023 6:48:53 AM

Quote :

"my lady and i were... well deeding... in her 6 year old daughters room... and we heard our hostess (a really close friend to me... and multiple cousins) get in the shower so we stopped and waited outside of the bathroom door and froze like statues and laugh fucked the hell out of her. (when she came out of the bathroom door)... she loved it."

Someone explain this please... I have a match tonight.

[Edited on March 30, 2023 at 9:27 AM. Reason : Smath74]

3/30/2023 9:19:19 AM