You know the type. The kids who played Magic together. The horse girl. The kid who was the first stop and his friend who normally got off later but sometimes got off with him. The girl in band. The kid with the Game Boy. The one girl Justin said got caught jacking off one of the baseball players on the ride back after a field trip so now she isn't allowed to sit in the back anymore. The kid who was, like, the last stop and spent the whole ride doing his homework or sleeping.

9/29/2017 9:37:43 AM

Which one were you?

9/29/2017 9:41:24 AM

I'm ya boy in the middle who played the Dozens and led the singalongs.

[Edited on September 29, 2017 at 9:43 AM. Reason : get it right or pay the price]

9/29/2017 9:43:17 AM

mama so sweaty she won a wet blue jeans contest

9/29/2017 9:48:01 AM

I said no such thing.

9/29/2017 10:48:25 AM

Bus was assigned seats

9/29/2017 10:55:06 AM

the 6th grader who reeked of weed. The bully who always wanted to play thumps. The kid who had every Goosebumps book. The redneck who dressed up like a cowboy, the trashy kid who was allowed to smoke his moms pall malls.

[Edited on September 29, 2017 at 10:59 AM. Reason : .]

9/29/2017 10:56:27 AM

Quote :

"The bully who always wanted to play thumps."

fuck thumps, knuckles etc.

9/29/2017 10:59:25 AM

the civil rights activist

9/29/2017 11:01:15 AM

My mom drove the bus. I sat in the front in the winter because it was the warmest there.

9/29/2017 11:11:21 AM

That one kid you'd always call their name whenever you were seeing who had some gum, like you'd say someone's name all loud to get their attention then just whisper or mouth, "Gum?" and they'd shake their head so you'd go to the next person, and this kid up front would always act like they didn't hear you then finally turn around just looking annoyed and not saying anything and man fuck you anyway with them high-waters you got on

9/29/2017 11:11:56 AM

The bus driver's kid.

9/29/2017 11:13:10 AM

you named enough kids to take up half the bus

9/29/2017 11:28:38 AM

The slutty girl who let the bus driver commit statutory rape

[Edited on September 29, 2017 at 11:29 AM. Reason : Also smoked in the morning]

9/29/2017 11:29:14 AM

LOL at "the horse girl"

9/29/2017 12:23:34 PM

I remember one of my grade-school bus drivers was a high-school kid who was always smoking while driving.

9/29/2017 12:40:43 PM

my first one, this fat lady who wore shirts with netting, but never wore a bra. You could legit see nipples. She would throw handfulls of peanuts to the back and people would fight over them. the good ol days

9/29/2017 12:42:52 PM

dmspack said:

Quote :

"you named enough kids to take up half the bus"

yeah

the front half

idiot

9/29/2017 12:50:47 PM

froshkiller sat his ass on the wheel well

9/29/2017 1:14:25 PM

Quote :

"I remember one of my grade-school bus drivers was a high-school kid who was always smoking while driving."

Bullet is old as hell

9/29/2017 1:32:19 PM

It'll happen to you

9/29/2017 1:56:09 PM

^^^^
nah i think we all agree that the bus is broken up into thirds not halves. front, middle, back.

9/29/2017 1:59:05 PM

tell that to Rosa Parks, racist

9/29/2017 2:03:20 PM

^^^I'm just saying, that ended in 1988.

9/29/2017 2:17:52 PM

Only the poor kids rode the bus

9/29/2017 2:21:12 PM

Quote :

"The slutty girl who let the bus driver commit statutory rape"

i feel like i remember this.

9/29/2017 2:29:25 PM

Quote :

"She would throw handfulls of peanuts to the back and people would fight over them."

i chuckled



i never experienced riding the bus to school

9/29/2017 2:30:18 PM

riding the bus was a fantastic experience. we had a substitute bus driver one time who didn't know the route and missed like 2-3 crucial turns and we ended like 10 miles off of the route. That was a fun day to ride.

my bus also had a group of kids who would throw things out the window at oncoming traffic. Made for some big lulz, especially when it was full cans of Fruitopia or an old science textbook being winged out the window.

9/29/2017 2:32:46 PM

we had this one kid that would always get in trouble for showing people his ball sack.

you'd be getting on the bus and pass his seat and he would snatch his shorts to the side and there it was.

[Edited on September 29, 2017 at 2:39 PM. Reason : sss]

9/29/2017 2:33:29 PM

I SAT IN SOME GUM!

9/29/2017 2:38:14 PM

seat belts are for sissies

9/29/2017 2:44:14 PM

i saw my first "fight" on the bus. a kid got punched in the eye (he probably had it coming) and his eye bled. it was cool and also scary as a, like, 7 year old.

9/29/2017 5:56:59 PM

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"had this one kid that would always get in trouble for showing people his ball sack."

Holy shit, did you ride my bus? Kid used to ask you:

"Eh man, you ever seen grandma's brains?"

Everyone: huh?????

*shows you his nutsack*



Kid across the aisle from me also built a car out of Knex and lowered that shit out the window on some kite string. He let it ride behind the bus for probably like a mile before it got wrapped around a mailbox and he had to let the string go. Had to sit at the front for sure after that.

9/29/2017 6:13:40 PM

I had a bus spouse, but we never talked about it. I just kept my book bag on the seat and moved it when he got on. The first time I was late to get on after school, and the bus was all full...so much relief to see he saved my seat by the window.

I was also first stop in the morning and last stop in the afternoon in a totally different neighborhood than everybody else on the bus. I liked observing the changes as certain kids got on and off. Like, the big bunch of oblivious assholes who get off on an early stop, and then half the bus moves to where they actually want to sit and resumes their usual conversations.

Only once, for whatever reason, the bus driver flipped the route, and I was the last to get on in the morning: "Is that really where you live?" No, I just materialize here every day as part of your personal bus riding experience.

9/29/2017 7:09:05 PM

My kindergarten bus driver had a side hustle and would sell everyone banana popsicles out of a cooler.

9/29/2017 7:20:48 PM

go banana!

9/29/2017 7:44:49 PM

I do not know the type

most NCers probably do not know the type :3

9/29/2017 7:58:01 PM

"Most" North Carolinians ain't go to the "resource" school.

9/29/2017 9:29:06 PM

don't you undermine my generalization

9/29/2017 9:40:48 PM

Any of y'all have the driver who would let everyone cram in the back and intentionally hit that one bump extra fast so you could bounce off the ceiling? That was the highlight of my day throughout elementary.

And y'all ever have a new one who wouldn't let the black kids on cause she just knew they weren't supposed to be on your bus?

Also, if you ever got stuck up front, awkwardly watching people through the driver's mirror was pretty entertaining.

9/30/2017 12:31:23 AM

^aren't you blk? :3

9/30/2017 4:54:21 AM

Kids in the back: the biggest black kids, guaranteed

I knew of only one that broke this mold, and he was a gentle giant who played in marching band

10/1/2017 5:51:25 AM

ITT, FroshKiller splits a bus up into front and back halves and then says he sits in the middle.



[Edited on October 1, 2017 at 6:14 PM. Reason : s]

10/1/2017 6:14:16 PM

Quote :

" Any of y'all have the driver who would let everyone cram in the back and intentionally hit that one bump extra fast so you could bounce off the ceiling? That was the highlight of my day throughout elementary."

Hahaha I had one who would, after the bus was mostly emptied out, let us stand in the aisle on rainy days, so we could slide forward when she’d stand on the brakes.

10/1/2017 7:39:40 PM

You could split these nuts up into a left half and a right half, too, but it's an arbitrary distinction when they're resting on somebody's chin, ain't it?

10/1/2017 8:32:34 PM

Solid rebuttal. Grade A, mate.

10/1/2017 8:39:54 PM

There was this girl named Anna that kids on the bus hated for some reason, and when they found out she had maxi pads in her backpack, somebody took her backpack. A bunch of kids started throwing her maxi pads around. They were singing, "It's time for Anna's maxi pads!" to the tune of the Animaniacs theme song.

10/2/2017 6:10:19 AM

There was this really fat kid that everyone made fun of. I mean I felt bad for him some days but he kind of didn't make his case any better by being a raging douche nozzle. Anyway, everyone called him "Chicken Nugget" but I can't remember why. Everyone on the bus saved up their trash, scratch paper, etc. for like a week and when he got off the bus on Friday everyone launched that shit out the window at him while screaming "CHICKEN NUGGET" as loud as they could.

I don't remember participating in it, not saying that I didn't, just don't remember. They main thing I remember is this girl that rode the bus that came from a pretty affluent family and usually pretty reserved (nice to everyone, etc.) screamed the loudest and flipped him off and stuck her tongue out like a crazy person.

10/2/2017 8:24:40 AM

I feel like the bus is where you learn to deal with social situations, good and bad. Always felt like the kids who never had to ride the bus were softies .

[Edited on October 2, 2017 at 3:45 PM. Reason : grammah!]

10/2/2017 3:44:57 PM

The
Horny
Old
Man
Ate
Shit

10/2/2017 6:46:51 PM