FroshKiller All American 51922 Posts user info edit post |
If you are or were a horse girl or have a friend or family member who is or was a horse girl, post up. Tell us your horse girl stories.
If you aren't sure what a horse girl is, don't worry. You know exactly what a horse girl is. It's exactly what you suspect it is. 9/29/2017 12:52:35 PM
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scotieb24 Commish 11093 Posts user info edit post |
Oh, man, I had a weekend. We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross. You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. I kinda felt bad for the horse! 9/29/2017 1:30:36 PM
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NCSUGimp All American 24387 Posts user info edit post |
I knew/know of two horse girls; one of which I was intimate with.
She drove a red mustang convertible in high school and I had just broken up with the girl that stamped my V card.
She was short and extremely top heavy...and not in a good way. Like had the body type black guys are into (CC:EMCE)
Anyway, we would hang out at her house because neither of her parents gave a shit, we would literally just close her bedroom door and rail. I don't think I ever saw her completely naked because she would always keep her shirt on.
Basically she filled my need and I moved on; but she was not really a girl you would tell your friends you fucked and be proud of it....needless to say I took a lot of heat for sleeping with her.
Come to find out she used to blow a couple other guys at the neighborhood park.
The other horse girl I know was just a straight up bitch. 9/29/2017 1:53:47 PM
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NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35386 Posts user info edit post |
I got a cousin who was a horse girl. Might still be. Not sure. Normal girl, just was really into horses. She's a nurse now. She has always been very quiet and reserved. Perpetually single as far as I know. Not a bad looking gal. Not my first cousin. Her dad and my mom are first cousins. Not sure what that makes us. 9/29/2017 8:14:21 PM
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PaulISdead All American 8837 Posts user info edit post |
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9/29/2017 8:19:30 PM
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BubbleBobble EUPHALO.COM RIP JK 114577 Posts user info edit post |
sadiehrs or w/e lolz 9/29/2017 10:09:05 PM
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stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
This.
This thread.
This is why wolfweb is bookmarked. 9/30/2017 10:14:56 AM
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scotieb24 Commish 11093 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Not my first cousin. Her dad and my mom are first cousins. Not sure what that makes us." |
You have our permission to bwn if that's what you're looking for 9/30/2017 10:17:40 PM
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NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35386 Posts user info edit post |
nah, man, i'm not into horse girls
[Edited on September 30, 2017 at 10:25 PM. Reason : or kin] 9/30/2017 10:23:49 PM
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scotieb24 Commish 11093 Posts user info edit post |
lol that might be my favorite edit ever 9/30/2017 10:51:26 PM
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