Worries about a snake in the bowl?

10/15/2017 1:50:28 AM

it keeps me up at night, haunts my dreams

10/15/2017 2:00:20 AM

You should worry about spiders in the bowl.

10/15/2017 6:17:51 AM

10/15/2017 7:05:47 AM

No, you're not. I saw some clip on tv when I was a kid where a snake had gotten in someone's toilet (maybe it was on America's Funniest Home Videos) and ever since then it's always been in the back of my mind.

[Edited on October 15, 2017 at 7:40 AM. Reason : dsfa]

10/15/2017 7:40:30 AM

I think about a lot of neurotic shit, but this doesn't happen to be one of them.

10/15/2017 8:55:07 AM

I didn’t realize outhouses were still a thing in the US.

10/15/2017 9:00:26 AM

I don't worry. One of the benefits of a septic system versus a sewer.

10/15/2017 2:10:33 PM

well i am now

10/15/2017 2:55:40 PM

^^

10/15/2017 7:17:44 PM

hope your septic tank is sealed tight!

10/15/2017 7:49:12 PM

I have a septic tank, too, but I don't only shit at home.

10/15/2017 8:02:53 PM

If you type “Australia snake” into google the 3rd suggestion is “...in toilet”

[Edited on October 15, 2017 at 11:48 PM. Reason : ]

10/15/2017 11:48:21 PM

I look for spiders...not snakes.

10/16/2017 9:29:20 AM

Quote :

"hope your septic tank is sealed tight!"

It's basically sealed, yes. And underground.

10/17/2017 9:22:28 PM

Back in the day there would be like 5 parody threads by now.

10/17/2017 9:28:57 PM

I have no recollection of starting this thread, however it is indeed factual

10/17/2017 10:07:09 PM