I was at the end, the boss fight with Zeus, and I just couldn't beat him. I was getting kind of upset about it, because normally, I'm pretty good at a video game. But that evening, Zeus kept serving me sauce. And I was in a funk.

But then I hit some kind of stride on his ass. I got in one good hit, and I said, "Boom!" Then it happened again. "Boom!" And again. "BOOM!"

I was like a man possessed. Every sequence was landing perfectly. Zeus was stymied! But I had to say "boom" every time I dropped a combo on him.

It got ridiculous. I was yelling that shit so loud and in such a ludicrous accent. "BEWM!" Talking shit in between. "Oh, you think you can do one Titanomachy and step to me? BEEEEEEWM!" Sonia was annoyed as hell, but she was dying laughing. BEWM! BEEEEEWM! BIG BITCH! BEWM!

To this day, I let out a BEWM! when the time is right.

2/22/2018 6:31:30 AM

ready or not

2/22/2018 8:13:39 AM

[Edited on February 22, 2018 at 8:24 AM. Reason : Too big]

2/22/2018 8:23:16 AM

reminds me of my old boss battles thread

3/5/2018 5:47:53 PM