I just realized my little brother has been posting on this account for the past fifteen years.

So embarrassing!


But, seriously, I just wanted to confess that I'm #1 Juul enthusiast now, and I love spiked, sparkling beverages. I've only tried the Truly and White Claw brands so far, but I'm gonna get around to this Henry's and Smirnoff business soon.

Also, I still can't reliably get my card to swipe at Redbox kiosks. After an uncertain number of tries, I get self-conscious and drift away from the machine. First, I have to make sure I fully click back through the menu, so nobody comes behind me and sees that I spent five minutes trying to rent Father Figures on DVD. I dunno...I love Owen Wilson, and I want the Internet to know it, but fictitious people following me in the grocery store are a whole nother thing.

6/13/2018 9:45:37 PM

The people following you are fictitious? Are you schizophrenic?

6/13/2018 11:28:41 PM

FUCK the card readers at redbox kiosks. They are the worst.

6/14/2018 8:48:12 AM

BridgetSPK is the next Smath74.

6/14/2018 10:49:33 AM