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A Tanzarian
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I'm going to need this over the next week.

12/22/2018 2:14:12 PM

bbehe
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You're planning on shitting for an entire week? God speed

12/22/2018 2:17:23 PM

A Tanzarian
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"I'm not feeling well."

"I don't think the turkey agreed with me."

"I *cough* caught *cough* something from the *cough* kids."

"I didn't sleep well."

"I've got some loose ends to wrap up."

"The traffic and lines were horrible."

Got anything else I can use?

12/22/2018 2:25:03 PM

bbehe
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"OH GOD I GOT THE SHITS....."

12/22/2018 2:26:14 PM

A Tanzarian
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"Can I use your washer and dryer? And borrow some underwear?"

12/22/2018 2:33:02 PM

bbehe
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"Don't look at me" while sobbing hysterically

12/22/2018 2:36:21 PM

A Tanzarian
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Never look up from the phone.

12/22/2018 2:47:59 PM

A Tanzarian
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"I'll go to the grocery store!"

"You won't believe it, we had to go to five different stores to find a full dozen eggs!"

12/22/2018 5:05:47 PM

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[Edited on December 22, 2018 at 8:02 PM. Reason : Check]

12/22/2018 8:01:47 PM

BigMan157
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eat the seven layer dip Abed brought

12/22/2018 8:11:45 PM

PaulISdead
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Drink a bunch and sleep all day

12/22/2018 8:31:38 PM

TreeTwista10
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PaulISdumping

12/22/2018 8:57:23 PM

A Tanzarian
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"This eggnog has only been sitting out for a few hours. I'm sure it's still good."

12/23/2018 12:16:13 AM

MrGreen
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poast

12/23/2018 12:07:24 PM

A Tanzarian
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I can't believe the hotel didn't give me the wake up call I asked for.

[Edited on December 23, 2018 at 12:42 PM. Reason : No way to run a business!]

12/23/2018 12:41:00 PM

EMCE
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Masturbating furiously at the dinner room table is a pretty good way to get your family to leave you alone.

12/23/2018 12:51:11 PM

A Tanzarian
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like into a napkin or just right there into the eggnog?

12/23/2018 12:53:12 PM

EMCE
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Mashed potatoes

12/23/2018 12:54:20 PM

A Tanzarian
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EMCE droppin' pearls of knowledge.

That's why I like you, man.

12/23/2018 12:59:51 PM

EMCE
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Daps and hugs



What is so awful about your family that you have to escape? Just wondering. Realizing that who your family is has to be one of the biggest dice rolls in life, I know that I am pretty blessed to have an awesome one. Makes me wonder what things other people actively try to avoid.

12/23/2018 1:07:54 PM

A Tanzarian
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This thread is mostly jest, about 51%.

A good chunk of it is just me. I like my space, I like my quiet time, and I don't really care for some of the performative aspects of hosting. Some family members have some habits I find difficult to deal with and there is guaranteed to be at least one episode of high drama.

I wouldn't say it's awful. I just find it unnecessarily stressful.

[Edited on December 24, 2018 at 11:56 AM. Reason : EMCE putting me on the couch]

12/24/2018 11:55:29 AM

A Tanzarian
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And the proselytizing! Oh, the proselytizing!

12/24/2018 4:03:42 PM

A Tanzarian
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Made it through the big day ok, but the tension is building.

12/26/2018 5:35:15 PM

A Tanzarian
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"We'll be there soon!"

Two hours later...

12/27/2018 7:33:08 PM

BigMan157
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be strong

12/27/2018 7:38:38 PM

PaulISdead
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Drink more water

12/27/2018 8:26:40 PM

A Tanzarian
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It's the final stretch. This is where we get to see if there's an epic blow-up or just awkward good-byes.

12/27/2018 10:26:28 PM

A Tanzarian
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Made it out alive with no condemnations of liberal education!

12/28/2018 12:26:57 AM

A Tanzarian
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Without telling us, the in-laws hid religious materials in our house for our kid to find.

12/30/2018 9:53:07 PM

BigMan157
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those damn gideons

12/30/2018 10:11:20 PM

A Tanzarian
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worse

evangelicals

12/30/2018 10:41:49 PM

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I'm on the shitter right now.

Figure we can repurpose this thread now.

12/30/2018 11:08:13 PM

A Tanzarian
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lets call it a home renovation

12/30/2018 11:18:30 PM

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