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Walter
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Do we really have a shot at this? If they do come here, Raleigh would be one of the largest cockring hubs in the world and it would make our local economy rock hard for years to cum.

1/3/2019 12:16:32 AM

TreeTwista10
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Raleigh area is already so expensive. One of Cecil's core principles is to spend as little money as possible. It really wouldn't make any sense for them to go some place with that degree of density and that degree of expense. My guess is middle tier and, specifically, Austin. Atlanta would be less expensive than Raleigh by far, so I'd put that as #2.

1/3/2019 12:37:48 AM

Nighthawk
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They say everything is bigger in Texas, and with Cecil's HQ2 secured around Austin, it will be.

1/3/2019 8:56:17 AM

A Tanzarian
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Y'all delusional if you think Raleigh is attractive enough for HQ2 to come here. Cecil has standards and he's not going to just stick it anywhere.

1/3/2019 11:17:23 AM

Sweden
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Cecil knows that cockrings are extremely popular across the Triangle, and it may factor into the decision. At last Friday's rally for Mike Poot, I overheard several people who were very optimistic about our HQ2 chances.

1/3/2019 11:30:58 AM

aaronburro
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Cecil know how we do. HQ2 is as good as done

1/3/2019 1:18:04 PM

SuperDude
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My sources tell me Cecil is still hollering at P Nis for more info before settling on a final decision

1/3/2019 2:37:19 PM

Nighthawk
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Has anybody asked Anita Flick for comment on Cecil's Cockring Emporium HQ2? Her response might be revealing if she chooses to exercise her right to speak. I'm sure it would be a ball to hear from her though.

1/3/2019 4:26:43 PM

Nighthawk
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Oh shit, my bad, she got married again. Now she is Dr. Anita Paschall.

https://www.facebook.com/fergusondino.pardue

Also, which one of you is Joe Colburn in the comments section on this video of Dr. Flick/Pardue/Paschall?

https://www.facebook.com/ThePrincetonReview/videos/10155264595711740/

1/3/2019 5:44:23 PM

quiksilver
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Almost positive that cecil was the guy who owned gas station on trinity across from pnc with the nasty porn girl with hotyyyyyy license plate. Guarantee someone knows who im talking about. Looked like comic book guy from simpsons but more gross.

1/3/2019 5:56:46 PM

Nighthawk
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Does Cecil run Cup o Jane? If not that should definitely be featured in the economic incentives package. It's the cup that gets you up!

1/3/2019 6:11:38 PM

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