But I've heard it stings when it gets in your eyes

1/17/2019 11:36:40 AM

I'll remember that next time

1/17/2019 1:04:19 PM

I have non-toxic masculinity, it's perfectly safe to eat!

1/17/2019 2:11:27 PM

That's why you encourage them to just swallow it.

1/17/2019 2:14:28 PM

there was a period where my semen would irritate my skin and it would burn the inside of my partner's vagina. never really found up what was up with that. the doctor acted like it was NBD.

1/17/2019 7:13:04 PM

^ maybe it wasn't gluten-free

1/18/2019 12:40:58 AM

perhaps you were just urinating in there and it wasn't semen at all. piss will do that.

1/18/2019 1:50:59 PM

Geppetto'S BEEN PEEING IN PEOPLE'S BUTTS EXPOSED?!?!

[Edited on January 18, 2019 at 1:52 PM. Reason : p]

1/18/2019 1:52:42 PM

^^afripino is R. Kelly exposed?

1/18/2019 3:53:14 PM

1/23/2019 10:57:33 AM

ayyyy

1/23/2019 6:06:43 PM

How many dudes jacking off would launch the space shuttle?

Isn't that a synchronization problem?

If so since Bitcoin is the Byzantine generals problem, that must be the Byzantine bukkake problem.

1/23/2019 11:56:06 PM

If it's not feminine, it's toxic masculinity

8/25/2019 12:51:50 PM

toxic femininity?

8/27/2019 1:26:11 PM

toxic pansexuality

8/31/2019 7:33:44 PM

I don't subscribe to your notion of toxic masculinity

11/21/2021 9:35:03 PM