Keep those seatbelts on because we don't want you thrown about the cabin.


If we don't make it TWW it's been real

2/15/2019 9:45:34 PM

"We're gonna land hard enough that you won't need to worry about seatbelts."

2/15/2019 9:49:50 PM

wait, this isn't a boat.

2/15/2019 10:24:14 PM

did you bring your parachute?

2/15/2019 10:26:43 PM

"No, you're too drunk to fly a plane Steve. I'm fine."

2/15/2019 11:05:41 PM

"The world is flat"

2/16/2019 1:33:17 AM

This is my first time piloting a plane

Oops, I thought this microphone was my control wheel

2/16/2019 9:17:44 AM

"Hold on everybody, I'm gonna try something!"

2/16/2019 10:23:24 AM

This is your pilot Captain Glapion. Its been fun. FYI leathermyst is in A47. Glapion rules. Brace!

2/16/2019 11:14:56 AM

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[Edited on February 17, 2019 at 3:36 AM. Reason : .]

2/17/2019 3:32:54 AM

that altimeter is always a little off

2/17/2019 12:37:32 PM

have you ever seen a grown man naked?

2/17/2019 1:08:59 PM

Do you like movies about gladiators?

2/17/2019 1:17:00 PM

Quote :

"Due to <silly reason> there will be no drinks service on this flight today"

2/17/2019 7:23:24 PM

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

2/17/2019 7:29:29 PM

it will take off

2/17/2019 8:08:51 PM

I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can

2/17/2019 8:52:54 PM

2/17/2019 11:10:11 PM

Why don't you have a seat right over there.

2/17/2019 11:33:20 PM