cargo khakis with his dress shirt and tie.


Word

5/16/2019 12:03:17 PM

The kind of dude that microwaves fish in the office, to cover up the smell of his fart

5/16/2019 12:09:14 PM

So i planned the fart? Or i always have fish on hand, in case i fart?

5/16/2019 12:16:53 PM

Used to get hit playing dodgeball, but didn't leave the court

5/16/2019 12:18:49 PM

oh ok got it.

5/16/2019 12:22:25 PM

He slides up in a girl's DMs using the Tenor gif keyboard

5/16/2019 12:32:02 PM

Returns a toothbrush to the store cause the bristles were too medium

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5/16/2019 12:33:10 PM

Hits reply all to company-wide emails

9/16/2019 9:50:45 AM

the type of dude who praises his own posts on the internet more than just once every so often

9/16/2019 12:54:07 PM

the type of dude that complains about the flavor of the free birthday cake at his office.

9/16/2019 1:35:15 PM

Quote :

"cargo khakis with his dress shirt and tie. Word"

9/20/2019 10:01:19 AM

The type of dude that mouth breathes heavily into the phone when talking.

9/23/2019 9:42:26 AM

Type of dude that reads Facebook memes aloud to his girlfriend

Yesterday, I tried to catch the fog. I mist.

9/23/2019 10:26:57 AM

Type of dude who farts on an elevator and blames it on the person who just got off.

9/23/2019 12:09:02 PM

scotieb with a crossover!

scotieb that type of dude that is an elevator, and gets farted in.

9/23/2019 1:47:48 PM

The type of dude that brags about not needing a car because of the metro/uber/taxi/bus, but still asks you for a ride places

9/23/2019 4:03:18 PM

The type of dude to borrow a dollar to snort cocaine with, then pocket your dollar

9/25/2019 8:40:27 AM

The type of dude that tries to sell his Applebee's leftovers on Craigslist.

9/26/2019 6:31:55 PM

The kind of dude that eats beans in the movie theatre

10/3/2019 10:25:22 AM

type of dude that stands up at a concert blocking everyone's view, although no one else is, in order to take a cell phone video he will never watch

10/29/2019 2:21:50 PM

Type of dude that becomes a social media influencer

1/8/2020 8:36:11 PM

Type of dude that has a special offer going on if you use offer code "BetterOffInfluencing" at checkout

1/13/2020 9:27:56 AM

That type of dude who speaks too loudly on the phone while in the office.

2/3/2020 11:23:02 AM

That dude in your group that gets bitten by a zombie, but doesn't tell anyone.

2/3/2020 12:10:02 PM

GNSP

2/4/2020 9:19:49 AM