Change my mind.

6/27/2019 11:53:57 PM

theyre both ugly

jeff bezos is ugly

money cant buy taste

but it can buy too much plastic surgery, lauren sanchez

6/28/2019 8:14:12 AM

ib4 pointy elbows

6/28/2019 8:19:13 AM

Lauren Sanchez's face is ALL pointy elbows

6/28/2019 8:26:46 AM

this thread is worthless without pics

6/28/2019 8:31:23 AM

All things considered, Jeff Bezos coulda just killed his wife and ran off with Sanchez. So props on not doing that.

Salt of the earth and whatnot.

6/28/2019 8:50:59 AM

https://lmgtfy.com/?t=i&q=mckenzie+bezos

https://lmgtfy.com/?t=i&q=lauren+sanchez

6/28/2019 8:59:46 AM

Quote :

" Jeff Bezos coulda just killed his wife and ran off with Sanchez"

so he'd have $150 billion instead of $115 billion? not sure that extra $35 billion matters that much to him

6/28/2019 11:41:41 AM

vs

6/28/2019 11:43:22 AM

you got a fetish for plain girls with small fake boobs instead of sexed up girls with big fake boobs (and lips and teeth)?

6/28/2019 11:58:55 AM

https://giphy.com/gifs/OqJ5sFBHt3RgQ

[Edited on June 28, 2019 at 12:08 PM. Reason : .]

6/28/2019 12:07:36 PM

smoothcrim got a thing for them crosseyed chicks

6/28/2019 12:21:59 PM

And apparently has a teeth fetish!

6/28/2019 12:47:53 PM

Bezos should have paid to bring Shyla Stylez back from the dead and then fucked her

6/28/2019 1:26:07 PM