There is talk that ca$h could start going out this week.

post here when you get it

post how you gon' spend it

4/13/2020 11:55:16 AM

SPY 180 5/15 Puts

4/13/2020 12:09:52 PM

Uncle got his, I just checked and mine isn't there yet. With married filing jointly and 2 kids, I stand to get 3400...which is a travesty. That money could be better spent on so many other things.

I'm going to spend it on a washer and dryer for which I already owe Lowe's.

4/13/2020 12:39:15 PM

its your money they just stole less of this year

4/13/2020 12:48:26 PM

ive got the CARES act open in another tab and im trying to read it. no wonder senators and representatives never read bills...these things are gobbledygook!

4/13/2020 1:47:32 PM

4/13/2020 3:57:27 PM

Just checked my bank account and it looks like it's going to get deposited on Wednesday

4/13/2020 5:00:29 PM

^did you get refund or owe?

4/13/2020 5:18:36 PM

Mine was deposited 2 weeks ago

4/13/2020 6:45:07 PM

I got mine

4/14/2020 7:53:59 AM

Why are people lumping this in with tax returns? It really doesn't have anything to do with your refund or if you owe.

4/14/2020 8:26:21 AM

I'm pretty sure I'm not going to receive a stimulus check

4/14/2020 9:57:45 AM

EMCE living that Richie rich life

4/14/2020 10:00:04 AM

I dont believe that's actually a screenshot of Walter's phone

4/14/2020 10:01:03 AM

Post your adjusted gross income here

4/14/2020 10:04:12 AM

^^^ man, I just think it's weird to tell individuals "hey, you made enuff money, so you probably should have saved it for a rainy day", but then turn around to a corporation and say "look, I know that you've been ripping customers off for years and reaping huge profits. We don't expect you to have saved any of that $for rainy day, so take this stimulus so you won't lay off workers"

[Edited on April 14, 2020 at 10:07 AM. Reason : B]

4/14/2020 10:06:48 AM

Walter, why are some words in those transactions in black and some are in grey? It looks like a shop. I can tell from the pixels.

[Edited on April 14, 2020 at 10:13 AM. Reason : ]

4/14/2020 10:10:53 AM

Quote :

"Post your adjusted gross income here"

$2.61 bazillion


I adjusted it upwards by a few orders of magnitude

4/14/2020 10:26:38 AM

EMCE, follow the money, man

4/14/2020 10:50:04 AM

Quote :

"man, I just think it's weird to tell individuals "hey, you made enuff money, so you probably should have saved it for a rainy day", but then turn around to a corporation and say "look, I know that you've been ripping customers off for years and reaping huge profits. We don't expect you to have saved any of that $for rainy day, so take this stimulus so you won't lay off workers""

thissssssssssssssssssssssss

if corporations are now people, then bootstrap it.

4/14/2020 1:58:54 PM

Individuals with a 21% tax rate ($40K to $84K income). Not even discussing the fact that their tax is on profit and not revenues (analogous to income).

4/14/2020 2:12:35 PM

Still no fucking check

4/14/2020 2:17:13 PM

Quote :

"Walter, why are some words in those transactions in black and some are in grey? It looks like a shop. I can tell from the pixels."

Wells Fargo lists those types of purchases in bold to make it easier for tracking your subscriptions. I can scroll through my monthly statement and immediately see where my $$$ is going.

4/14/2020 3:13:17 PM

My deposit is pending. When it's done I'll transfer it from checking to savings.

4/14/2020 6:11:32 PM

YOLO bruh. Spend that shit.

[Edited on April 14, 2020 at 6:31 PM. Reason : wheres muh money at tho.....]

4/14/2020 6:30:31 PM

I might buy a bicycle.

4/14/2020 6:39:42 PM

I think it’ll just about cover closing costs on my mortgage refinance

4/14/2020 6:42:43 PM

When mine was deposited the first thing I did was head down the street to the gas station and dropped it all on lotto tickets. I was able to get several hundred of them with my $1200 and I’m only around halfway finished scratching them off. I figure that since I bought hundreds of them, I’m bound to at least double or triple my money! I’ve already hit about 10-15 $5 or $10 prizes.

4/14/2020 7:13:01 PM

^^^I been looking at bikes myself for a month or two

^^money if fungible tho. What are you REALLY going to spend it on?

^thats just simple statistics.


[Edited on April 14, 2020 at 7:15 PM. Reason : arrows]

4/14/2020 7:13:57 PM

Anyone want to help me scratch them off? I can mail you a hundred or so tickets and I’ll give you 20% of the winnings

4/14/2020 7:14:48 PM

......

does it involve me wiring you cash before you mail them to me?

4/14/2020 7:16:02 PM

Walter, DM me pics of the scratch off tickets, now.

i need to verify authenticity.

[Edited on April 14, 2020 at 9:19 PM. Reason : smath of tickets]

4/14/2020 9:19:30 PM

Just checked and was posted to my account.

4/15/2020 6:15:21 AM

I got my check for $5600 in the mail and tried to cash it but they said I had to deposit. It was from 1 Financial Bank. I think that’s my credit card. So I went to the bank and deposited it at the ATM. When can I use my money?

4/15/2020 7:09:48 AM

4/15/2020 8:10:03 AM

Waiting a few extra days so Trump can have his name on mine. It's better this way.

4/15/2020 8:34:23 AM

Still no fucking check. Taxes filed and all owed money paid by 28 FEB 2020.


Im trying to stimulate this economy. NOT! It's going directly into savings.



Also, are the republicans making themselves feel better by calling this socialist handout a "tax rebate"/"tax credit"?

[Edited on April 15, 2020 at 9:11 AM. Reason : PS i have direct deposit set up. where my check?]

4/15/2020 8:51:54 AM

Wuhan Wuhan I got the check!

4/15/2020 8:58:44 AM

^[direct depost]

[Edited on April 15, 2020 at 9:07 AM. Reason : []]

4/15/2020 9:06:56 AM

I think I got that check, but it looks like BB&T online banking has been hacked.

4/15/2020 9:47:55 AM

I’ve owed last like 6 years. 2019 taxes, filed like feb 15 this year through h&r block, bank draft. The irs page is live, would have got a check but i entered direct deposit info

[Edited on April 15, 2020 at 3:45 PM. Reason : D]

4/15/2020 3:45:33 PM

Wuhan Wuhan I got the check!

4/15/2020 4:16:19 PM

I got a check posted to my account this morning, greatly reduced.
I'm glad I didn't file my taxes yet this year

4/15/2020 5:32:06 PM

Its not a handout. Its a loan on a future tax credit.

[Edited on April 15, 2020 at 5:53 PM. Reason : and democrats opposed handouts]

4/15/2020 5:53:14 PM

We get it EMCE...you make $Pennsylvania

4/15/2020 5:57:43 PM

Still no fucking check. This white privilege isnt helping me at all.

4/16/2020 8:33:10 AM

I didn't get a check.



I got direct deposit.




What is wrong with you people.

4/17/2020 2:30:24 PM

BuT nOw ThE gOvErNmEnT kNoWs YoUr BaNk AcCoUnT nUmBeRs!!!!

4/17/2020 3:41:46 PM

freeloaders

4/17/2020 3:47:11 PM

Me: Dutiful citizen, files taxes, pays money owed, and receives, via direct deposit, refunds from AZ and NC all by 10 MAR 2020.

Govt: Those citizens who have already paid 2019 taxes and have direct deposit set up will be among the first to receive the stimutacs checks

Me, on today April 17th:

4/17/2020 3:52:27 PM