Stand-up comedy

11/19/2020 12:04:41 AM

2 chicks at the same time

11/19/2020 12:39:32 AM

F ur moms, B. Ur moms.

11/19/2020 5:45:11 AM

Never say never, but there are a lot of things I can't imagine myself doing.

I don't think I'll ever be a father. No real interest in it, and I'd be terrified of fucking it up.

Fly a plane. Jesus Christ. My death urge would be overpowering. I don't see how you can sit in a cockpit and not constantly imagine flying straight into the ground.

Join a church. Come on, now.

Hoard a million dollars. You gotta be some kind of fucking evil to hold onto money like that.

Snitch. Not a chance.

Enjoy Brussels sprouts. Can't get over the smell. "You just haven't had them cooked right!" Well, okay, I reckon I never will, then.

Do heroin. Awful fucking drug. Doesn't seem like anything is worth the risk of addiction.

Hit a kid. I'm not that stupid.

Build a house, holy shit. I don't mean swinging a hammer, I mean even being involved with a builder to build a custom home. So much hassle, so many things to think about it, so many opportunities to make mistakes that will just gnaw at you as long as you have to live in it.

11/19/2020 7:20:41 AM

Quote :

" I don't see how you can sit in a cockpit and not constantly imagine flying straight into the ground."

same.

11/19/2020 9:00:03 AM

Quote :

"I don't see how you can sit in a cockpit and not constantly imagine flying straight into the ground."

Same, kinda...I feel like I would fly a plane the way I do in vidja games...So i wouldnt be able to fight my urge to buzz buildings and fly like 10 ft above the highway.

11/19/2020 1:35:09 PM

That's like, two same.

11/19/2020 2:19:48 PM

11/19/2020 3:47:27 PM

ITT

11/19/2020 6:57:43 PM

I still have hopes of doing a stand up show one day. I'm too old for it to be a career even if I had the talent and inclination, but I'd like to do it once.

But at this point I think we can safely rule out my ever playing any sport professionally. Or probably even recreationally. If it hasn't interested me for 35 years I don't think it's gonna start now.

I'm never going to be elected to any office. Not President or Representative or chief dog killer in Pigknuckle, Arkansas.

11/20/2020 11:37:51 AM

I'll probaby never get a tattoo. I just have zero interest in it and have never really seen one on someone else that blew me away.

11/20/2020 5:30:37 PM

FroshKiller gave a very thoughtful and comprehensive answer.

11/20/2020 7:05:42 PM

I want to go to one of those asian massage parlors and get happy ending but i doubt i will ever find an establishment like that

11/20/2020 8:23:07 PM