So I went upstairs to the guest bathroom

And then as I was going to sit on the toilet, I realized the poo-pourri was in the bathroom of the master suite.

So I went to grab the poo-pourri, and when I did, the robot vacuum went into the guest bathroom and started cleaning.

This little motherfucker did that shit on purpose


-Basement bathroom shitter

1/2/2021 3:47:38 PM

"I had to poop" is a valid excuse for just about anything.

1/3/2021 10:41:25 AM

I don’t get it.

1/3/2021 1:06:06 PM

I think its some form of a humble brag. He has a multiple-level house with robots.

1/3/2021 2:35:02 PM

^ this guy gets it

[Edited on January 3, 2021 at 2:41 PM. Reason : lol, I'm a secret poo-pourri salesman]

1/3/2021 2:40:00 PM

Is the robot vacuum the “little mother fucker?” And it going to clean the bathroom offends you?

1/3/2021 2:54:52 PM

key is to get a toilet with the more oval shaped seat. i hate the shorter ones where your dick lays right on the seat instead of over the hole. who the hell thought that was a good idea? why do they even make those

1/3/2021 4:06:24 PM

For real.

1/3/2021 6:33:17 PM

Quote :

" Is the robot vacuum the “little mother fucker?” And it going to clean the bathroom offends you?"

Yeah, the robot is the little mother fucker who decided to clean the bathroom that I was about to use. Little shit did that on purpose.

^^ this man has gone swimming in the devil's pool before. Me too man....feels bad. Feels real bad

1/3/2021 9:34:59 PM