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Rem Lezar
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Do not forget to do your taxes by tomorrow or there will be SERIOUS ALLEGATIONS AGAINST YOUR NAME a d a warrant for your ARREST will be issued by IRS POLICE asking you to report to the local courthouse, where you may also have a warrant for AREEST due to SUSPICIOUS TRAILS OF INFORMATION due to drug narcotics trafficking tied to you TAX ID NUMBER.

Beware

5/16/2021 1:24:30 PM

afripino
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owed so much this year I started feeling republican as hell.

5/17/2021 1:22:32 PM

A Tanzarian
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Taxes are a gateway grievance.

5/17/2021 2:17:34 PM

0EPII1
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i didn't do my US taxes for 2016, 2017, and 2018. the government owes me money. can i still submit them?

5/17/2021 3:40:05 PM

afripino
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give it a whirl, my guy

5/18/2021 1:09:55 PM

Kickstand
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REMMY, I DEAL NARCOTICS ONLY IN CASH. Don't slander me when there's know paper trail! Youll go TO jail.

5/18/2021 1:15:05 PM

Rem Lezar
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Did you do your taxes?

5/18/2021 4:39:50 PM

The Coz
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Hope you end up in debtor's prison.

5/18/2021 5:24:46 PM

StTexan
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Taxes are due june 15 this is FAKE NEWS!

5/19/2021 4:59:51 AM

beatsunc
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yep, little brown kids in 3rd world countries arent going to just blow themselves up

5/19/2021 6:51:11 AM

Rem Lezar
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We need money so we can put people like you in JAIL

5/19/2021 7:23:05 AM

Kickstand
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^^^^^ an accountant helped me file, thanks.

5/19/2021 10:30:55 AM

Rem Lezar
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Was it a certified accountant or a fake online account?

5/19/2021 11:18:32 AM

BubbleBobble
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taxes rhymes with TEXAS
as in the TAXUS RATTLESNAKE, and dat's the bahm line!!!!!!!

5/19/2021 9:06:44 PM

Rem Lezar
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How many times have you gone to jail for taxes or diddling yourself in the library?

5/20/2021 7:33:22 AM

0EPII1
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Can I pay someone here to do my taxes of 3 years?

I will give you 25% of what the government gives me.

5/20/2021 8:34:03 AM

Rem Lezar
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That sound like a way to scam people to pay your tax.

Pay me in 400000 doge coin right now

5/20/2021 8:36:58 AM

0EPII1
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Wait what, how does that even make sense? I will pay my own taxes, you just fill the forms.

And like I said, I don't have to pay any. Rather, I am owed money back each of the 3 years. Whatever I get back, you get 1/4 of that.

I only have 400.8 DOGE coins. I can give you half if you want on top of the 1/4 of the money I will get back.

5/20/2021 9:00:34 AM

Rem Lezar
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Give me the coin first

5/20/2021 10:49:03 AM

BubbleBobble
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dogecoin LOL

5/20/2021 6:41:54 PM

Rem Lezar
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Who forgot to do their taxes? I can help you

5/26/2021 7:49:04 AM

The Coz
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Do you ever get tired of helping people in need?

5/26/2021 1:23:29 PM

BubbleBobble
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I got 8 dollars back from the state this year

5/26/2021 3:15:16 PM

The Coz
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Smoke 'em if you got 'em, BB.

5/26/2021 3:40:44 PM

Rem Lezar
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Maybe you should take a lesson from me instead of making up lies about my family members

5/26/2021 3:44:04 PM

The Coz
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How will you help someone who forgot to do their taxes?

5/26/2021 4:10:53 PM

BubbleBobble
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but then who was phone? :3

5/26/2021 4:50:43 PM

Rem Lezar
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I’m going to help them by helping them finish their taxes, what else would I do?

Maybe I can help you go to JAIL

5/27/2021 6:51:19 AM

The Coz
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Are you a certified accountant?

5/27/2021 7:10:49 AM

Rem Lezar
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You don’t need that to help people, you just need it to actually fill out the tax forms

I am a certified JAILER whos gonna make sure you end up in JAIL if you keep being a problem

5/27/2021 7:36:01 AM

The Coz
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Show me your certification. PROVE it!

5/27/2021 9:42:31 AM

Rem Lezar
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Why would I give sensitive documents to someone who showed me 3 fake forms of ID who refuses to appear in front of judge to have their true appearance stated for a official record?

5/27/2021 12:13:01 PM

The Coz
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Show me your fake certification then. You're not putting in any effort.

5/27/2021 1:24:30 PM

Rem Lezar
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Who still owes TAXEZ?

6/28/2021 7:41:05 AM

afripino
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I paid the 15K I owed. that one hurt.

6/28/2021 11:09:19 AM

A Tanzarian
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How did you end up owing 15k?

6/28/2021 12:34:35 PM

Rem Lezar
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If you paid 15k in taxes you might just make 30000. They could be a total of all the sales taxes he paid

6/29/2021 7:09:53 AM

afripino
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unexpected bracket change (in a good way)

6/29/2021 10:06:54 AM

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