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Rem Lezar
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7 Cs and a RRRRRRR!

7/14/2021 7:18:07 AM

dmspack
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How much did it cost for the pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck an ear.

7/14/2021 8:04:50 AM

The Coz
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Who was the NCSU Student Body President from 2005-2006?

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Whil James Piavis!

LOL!

7/14/2021 8:41:05 AM

justinh524
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R is not a valid grade, this joke is not funny.

7/14/2021 12:15:13 PM

Bullet
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Yeah, should be something about Wheel of Fortune or something.

[Edited on July 14, 2021 at 12:54 PM. Reason : there are actually more than 50 seas around the world]

7/14/2021 12:47:14 PM

StTexan
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^^^^made me lol

7/14/2021 1:07:30 PM

Rem Lezar
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Pirates sale the 7 seas saying R, do I need to explain this really

7/15/2021 6:58:09 AM

afripino
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yeah, this wasn't funny. R is not a valid grade. if you have to explain it, the joke didn't land.

7/15/2021 10:42:13 AM

The Coz
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Quote :
"Pirates sale the 7 seas"

Even pirates cannot sell the seas. They are governed under the auspices of the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea and are not owned. That makes your joke doubly stupid.

7/15/2021 12:43:11 PM

justinh524
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I give this joke a grade T

7/15/2021 12:54:47 PM

afripino
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pirates can only sell sea shells by the sea shore, not the sea. See? C-

[Edited on July 15, 2021 at 1:10 PM. Reason : ]

7/15/2021 1:09:52 PM

The Coz
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https://matlabmadness.ytmnd.com

7/15/2021 1:36:00 PM

dmspack
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it also seems like 8 graded courses on a single report card is a lot

i think we had 4 or 5 blocks/semester way back in high school

7/15/2021 4:19:02 PM

The Coz
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Pirates are illiterate savages.

They couldn't manage to pull C's anyway unless it was through threats and intimidation of the teaching staff.

7/15/2021 4:21:14 PM

justinh524
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^^ we had 4 blocks a semester, but before they switched to blocks they had 8 classes.

7/15/2021 5:00:13 PM

dmspack
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dammit justin i was trying to poke holes in this clearly perfect joke

7/15/2021 5:32:17 PM

justinh524
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I give you an M for effort

7/15/2021 5:34:04 PM

Rem Lezar
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It was a JOKE

I do t get why you all insist on being only mean and never showing respect and having fun. Do you all live alone with your HANDS?

7/15/2021 5:53:42 PM

dmspack
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I said it was a perfect joke.

7/15/2021 7:23:52 PM

fatcatt316
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This joke is pirate appropriation, please Cs and desist

7/16/2021 2:10:59 PM

justinh524
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Don't you mean C's and D's-ist

7/16/2021 3:41:29 PM

The Coz
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This an A-B thread, so why don't you just C your way out of it!

7/16/2021 5:04:40 PM

dmspack
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^^thats pretty funny I think

7/16/2021 6:31:18 PM

BubbleBobble
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he got smath tbh

7/16/2021 8:31:39 PM

Rem Lezar
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I made a a In math, I’m not the pirate in the joke

7/17/2021 2:52:26 PM

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