How much would you pay to dump a load in Lauren Boebert?*







*Price does not include the cost of an abortion should your prostitute become pregnant.

6/15/2022 8:59:21 AM

https://www.fireboebert.com/

taken from the Soap Box:
-She worked as an escort through SugarDaddyMeet.com, was bankrupt and needed side-money, escorted wealthy men
- She met Ted Cruz while working as an escort, Cruz encouraged her to run for office, donated at least $136k. Boebert didn't disclose a $70k donation by Cruz's Commission
- Two abortions, one around 18, one at Planned Parenthood around 23 as a result of her work as an escort
- A 2020 drunk driving incident with injuries, son and sister-in-law in ATV, had to be airlifted, just prior to primary, covered it up, paid off sister-in-law to remain silent
-husaband has a "consulting" contract for oil/gas for $460k/yr, with no conulting experience

6/15/2022 11:07:09 AM

Why is her vagina so expensive? Is it designer pussy?

6/15/2022 11:59:00 AM

bout tree fiddy.

6/15/2022 12:55:14 PM

Ted Cruz paid for one of them

6/15/2022 12:56:28 PM

https://www.thedailybeast.com/liberals-rush-to-spread-bogus-lauren-boebert-escort-and-abortion-rumors

where’s Lee Corso when you need him?

6/15/2022 1:36:29 PM

All politicians should be similarly attractive

6/15/2022 3:36:15 PM

Lauren Boebert sold me dat 190% alcohol drank from her cabnit. It was laced with deworming agent while doing outside sales with rack focus.

[Edited on June 15, 2022 at 4:17 PM. Reason : ]

6/15/2022 4:16:57 PM

^^^ what does a senile football analyst have to do with this dump?

6/15/2022 9:08:41 PM

Is it true she fucked for $ and had to have an abortion? Kind of makes her hotter imo. She got an onlyfans?

6/16/2022 3:20:19 AM

^^ to deliver his catch phrase

6/16/2022 10:47:16 AM

6/16/2022 11:07:24 AM

save you some clicks

6/16/2022 11:16:39 AM

are those....chicken bome earrings????

6/16/2022 11:23:35 AM

https://www.motherjones.com/mojo-wire/2022/06/lauren-boebert-sexism-abortion-rumors/

6/16/2022 11:57:41 AM

Quote :

"chicken bome earrings????"

Was the grink there?

6/16/2022 12:47:57 PM

https://uproxx.com/tv/lauren-boebert-snl-chloe-fineman-alec-baldwin-tweet/

6/16/2022 1:32:05 PM

It's sad that in the year 2022 people with 0 qualifications can get elected on looks alone. But not very surprising.

- high school droput
- took the GED more than once (unconfirmed)
- failed business owner more than once

6/16/2022 5:21:38 PM

^ dumb take. She stoked her base.

6/16/2022 11:36:52 PM

Stroked.

6/18/2022 10:03:35 AM

Is this actually her? I feel like An**a fl**k era tww would have proven it conclusively by now

6/19/2022 12:56:30 AM

Well, the below was posted in January 2021, so the phots aren't new, and there are more of them:

https://www.thelaurenboebert.com/post/lauren-s-short-lived-modeling-career

6/19/2022 6:32:18 AM

She is everything special to me

6/19/2022 4:51:27 PM

gross

6/20/2022 2:12:52 PM

I’d shit in her mouth…put back some of what comes out of it.

6/20/2022 9:55:05 PM